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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Run DMT]
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You fail if you can't use a regular wine key.  Fail.


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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Maverick]
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<sips wine merrily>

Anyone care for a glass of pixie wine? :grin:


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"Whatever you do, you need to keep moving.  Because when you stop moving you die (physically and emotionally).

Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Maverick]
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ive used a wine key many times and while i wouldnt want to use the rabbit while serving tables at a restaurant, its hands down the best thing ive used.


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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: rogue_pixie]
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i would love a glass of your wine.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Run DMT]
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this happened to me not that long ago
i ended up using a power drill to try and cork screw its way into the cork
shit went everywhere
fucking cocksmash

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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<pours a - waitaminute - what do I call you? I'm reluctant to call you sloth - you're too good lookin'


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"Whatever you do, you need to keep moving.  Because when you stop moving you die (physically and emotionally).

Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: rogue_pixie]
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you can call me whatever you like, hon. :heart:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidikins it is then!

<pours acidikins a large glass of wine>

:cheers:


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"Whatever you do, you need to keep moving.  Because when you stop moving you die (physically and emotionally).

Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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let me get in on this ladies

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: rogue_pixie]
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That's ok we all call her Sloth even if she is good looking :tongue:

And for future reference, the way to get a cork unstuck is to destroy the vacuum.  If you have a long thin nail or skewer or something that can be pounded through it with a hammer to create a hole for air to flow through will loosen the cork so you can push it through or pull it out much simpler.


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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: rogue_pixie]
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that works. plus it's a special name that only you get to use!


i feel so loved.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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i love you sloth
youre groovy

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Yey! :lol:


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"Whatever you do, you need to keep moving.  Because when you stop moving you die (physically and emotionally).

Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: rogue_pixie]
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:cuddles:  :eskimokiss:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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The wine I drink doesnt come with a cork in it lol


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This place is gayer than when the balls touch

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Dobie]
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Space bag, what?


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Man says, "God, show me and I will believe." God says, "Believe and I will show you."

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Aiko Aiko]
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md 20/20 FTW


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This place is gayer than when the balls touch

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Dobie]
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Oh shnap!!


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Man says, "God, show me and I will believe." God says, "Believe and I will show you."

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Re: I've been Screwed [Re: Aiko Aiko]
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I actually don't drink wine I drink whiskey and cheap beer nowadays


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This place is gayer than when the balls touch

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