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How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking
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  • Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

  • Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.

  • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

  • The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

  • Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,

The Dog

I found this online and thought it was hilarious:rofl:


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Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: blewmeanie]
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:lol:

Now we sit and wait and see how many shroomerites are tied to PETA and The Animal Liberation Front.

Funny unrelated story, the only terrorist activity my town has had was a ALF bombing of a mink food supply warehouse that made food for mink farms.


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Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.




    • :rofl2:


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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: blewmeanie]
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    Haha, reminds of something one of the 40 year old female pug owners would have printed and pinned on their wall at my work.

    Ahh, the human's perceived power struggle between dogs and cats is awesome.

    Not all of us pro-animal people are without a sense of humor :grin:


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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: blewmeanie]
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    :lol:

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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: Le_Canard]
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    Where in god's name did you find that sig,Duk!?


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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: LobsterSauce]
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    Yeah that sig's right up my sense-of-humor alley.


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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: blewmeanie]
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    That was lol.


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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: LobsterSauce]
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    I think it was on the SubGenius Art mines, at the Subsite. Glad y'all like it. :laugh:

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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: Kiefish]
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    Kiefish said:
    Haha, reminds of something one of the 40 year old female pug owners would have printed and pinned on their wall at my work.

    Ahh, the human's perceived power struggle between dogs and cats is awesome.

    Not all of us pro-animal people are without a sense of humor :grin:




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    Re: How to properly wash a toilet; a study in multitasking [Re: blewmeanie]
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    :rofl2:


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