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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Toilet paper configuration debate
    #4566045 - 08/22/05 11:19 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Which way do you configure your toilet paper? My mom puts it this way (which I consider to be upside down):



I fucking hate it! I like it the other way so much better. We have this little silent battle going on where I will switch it to my way and then she will switch it back.


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4566052 - 08/22/05 11:23 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Who cares? It wipes my ass, it's not a centerpeice for my friends to see.


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4566057 - 08/22/05 11:25 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I like it rollin from the top toward ya...

if the thing spins all crazy and tries to unload on ya you can stop it before it's too late...

yes I think about this stuff but what else is there to think about when you're tryin to pinch one off...


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4566058 - 08/22/05 11:25 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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RandalFlagg said:






if you have cats that like to play in the paper, this is the only way to go
I smack them with a hammer until they learn to leave te TP alone  :smirk:


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4566068 - 08/22/05 11:30 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

damn... never thought of that... I shouldn't try to rip my sheets off anyway...

my TP sits on the counter
I use 3 sheets with each wipe
usually takes 4 wipes
sometimes 5 wipes
all this FYI (i just know all of you needed to know that)


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4566072 - 08/22/05 11:32 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)



Proper overhand fashion.


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4566081 - 08/22/05 11:36 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Irradiated_Feces said:


Proper overhand fashion.




Correct. I just don't seem to get a good tear when it's upside down.


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4566137 - 08/22/05 12:06 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Irradiated_Feces said:


Proper overhand fashion.



it's the only right way :thumbup:


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4566297 - 08/22/05 01:34 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Irradiated_Feces said:


Proper overhand fashion.




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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: willmafingerdo]
    #4566304 - 08/22/05 01:37 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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willmafingerdo said:
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Irradiated_Feces said:


Proper overhand fashion.







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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: stefan]
    #4566309 - 08/22/05 01:39 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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stefan said:
Quote:

Irradiated_Feces said:


Proper overhand fashion.



it's the only right way :thumbup:




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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: In(di)go]
    #4566318 - 08/22/05 01:42 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Plus that way, if you get shit on your hands, its easier to wipe it on the roll and then pull off that part without it getting all over the wall....


:poopbanana: :poop: :poopbanana:


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4566321 - 08/22/05 01:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

This happens to you frequently?


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4566322 - 08/22/05 01:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

whats wrong with poopie hands and brown streaks on the wall


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4566328 - 08/22/05 01:46 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

you just earned 20 more ghey points.

you're well on your way to becoming a ghey knight.


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: afoaf]
    #4566348 - 08/22/05 01:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

before TP people wiped with their left hand...

you shake with your right...


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4566354 - 08/22/05 02:00 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Whatever way I happen to put it in is the way it goes.


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4566358 - 08/22/05 02:02 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I put it on the way your mom does. But if you get really annoyed, you could always use this:


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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: afoaf]
    #4566473 - 08/22/05 02:57 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
you just earned 20 more ghey points.

you're well on your way to becoming a ghey knight.






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Re: Toilet paper configuration debate [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4566479 - 08/22/05 02:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

lol you got you ghey lil helmet on too...
say thx mom

:rotfl:


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