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Toilet Paper joke
    #4522296 - 08/11/05 03:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

The thread with pictures of US Marine Corps toilet paper made me think of this..

The chief of a local reservation walks into the local store. After purchasing all of their goods and spending all but 2$ of their money, he realizes he forgot toilet paper. The clerk says "No problem, 2$ buys you 100 rolls of John Wayne toilet paper". The Indian says "OK, great!" and gets his 100 rolls.

A week later and the same clerk is working. The chief walks in and slams the toilet paper down on the counter. "This TP is so abrasive that all of our assholes are sore from using it and somehow it doesn't even work!" The clerk says "Yup, John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough and don't take no shit off of any Indians."


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Re: Toilet Paper joke [Re: MagicalMystery]
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