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i got punched in the face last night.
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and it busted my nose open pretty bad. wouldnt stop bleeding for awhile.



how long is it gonna feel like i just snorted a pound of coke?


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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whyd you get punched


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: fatso]
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i pissed my ex girlfriend of some how.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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lol nice.  my advice is... snort some coke to help the pain:shrug:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: fatso]
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i dont like coke...i'll just stick with SALT.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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So you pissed off your ex and she socked you in the face?

:lol:

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: feifen]
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:lmafo:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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Was she your ex girlfriend at the time that she punched you?


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Tedwilto]
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I prefer powdered sugar but different strokes for different folks. Sorry to hear the bad news fellow Shroomerity. :frown:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Tedwilto]
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yes she was. and still is.


the story goes more like - she got drunk and took some benzo's.


the benzo's kicked in and she got mad. then she seen me.

glad someone thinks its funny.wait.....it is kind of funny.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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does she remember that she punched you?  my gues is no


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: fatso]
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It is a horrible thing, but it is funny.

I always think it's funny when girls punch guys. Yes it's happened to me.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Kada]
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it is horrible...but god damn it is funny too. it took everything i had not to knock her the fuck out.


and yes....she remembers it.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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Take vitamin E to help your blood clot.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne said:
i pissed my ex girlfriend of some how.


i think something's missing from this story.
are you SURE you don't know how you pissed her off?  :strokebeard:

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: blazenn]
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well yea i know. i showed up where she was , while she was drinking and on benzo's. the last time she combined the 2 she got in a fight with a HUGE chick at a party and got her shirt ripped off and everyone there saw her tits.


wish i had pics. she has pretty tits.

anyways, it doesnt help that she really hates me. and had been drinking and taking pills.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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I got punched in the face by a girl at a gas station one time. She was blackout drunk and she didn't like it when I took her keys.

It happens. :shrug:


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Brennus]
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yea, but the thing of it is. i have been jumped, been robbed, been beat down in the street to the point of being hospitalized. never have i bleed from my nose like i did last night.


i guess if you are gonna do something you might as well do it right.


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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: rexwayne]
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rexwayne you do realize that if a woman hits you, you have the right to call the cops and charge her with assault.

Good thing that you didn't hit her back simply because you don't need to get your ass kicked by some captain save a hoe that might have wanted to kick your ass for hitting a girl but you should have called the cops and had her arrested. Just to teach her and other women the lesson.

My Wife knows that I would probably hit her back or have her arrested so she has held back but dang I wish she would.

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Re: i got punched in the face last night. [Re: Morican]
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l but you should have called the cops and had her arrested. Just to teach her and other women the lesson.


Yep, kill the stereotype.

You would have went to jail if you punched her, if some bitch physically harms you, she should be arrested.

Alcohol isn't an excuse, alcohol + benzos is possibly an excuse so in that situation I probably wouldn't, I've done some EXTREME things under benzos alone which I had absolutely zero control over once intoxicated.

Sober though, throw those hoes in the slammer.

EDIT: Actually, come to think of it, call the cops.

Sounds like she did decent physical damage, busting open noses isn't on.

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