blewmeanie said:

They can travel across the galaxy, but they still haven't mastered the technological art of removing someones duct-tape hat.

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DeathCompany said:

LuSiD9 said:

http://www.stopabductions.com/

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Inside sources tell us that website was merely created and is run by the aliens in a new undercover effort to switch people onto velostat(a non reactive material) that has no anti mind control technology what so ever while getting currently protected humans to finally take off and stop wearing the classic tinfoil head gear because the tinfoil ACTUALLY WORKS WHILE VELOSTAT DOES NOT!!! In fact recent studies show that velostat material helps increase the range of the alien mind control machines tenfold. If the aliens are successful in tricking us, earths final defenses preventing the thought control of the last few sole survivors remaining protected in our population will be lost and our world shall be theirs.




SPREAD THE WORD!!!

WEAR THE FOIL!!!!


You have been warned.

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you're an alien I bet... nice try though