cuz now we have 'velostat'


http://www.stopabductions.com/

easy to follow instructions on how construct your very own velostat thought screen helmet, to stop those pesky aliens from using their mind control powers on you

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IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY FORMER ABDUCTEES FOR NINE YEARS.

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A Record of Success

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only four failures have been reported since 1998.

Two of those failures were encounters with alien-human hybrids. In 2005, a cloth helmet with a smaller area of Velostat, which had a Velcro strap, was easily removed by an alien-human hybrid.  Another failure occurred in 2007 when two alien-human hybrids snuck up behind a frail woman, tackled her, and forcedly removed her helmet.  These alien-human hybrids are described in The Threat by David Jacobs and in Sight Unseen by Budd Hopkins.

The helmet still works for people being abducted by aliens, but not by their alien-human hybrids who are now integrating into our societies.

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LuSiD9 said:

http://www.stopabductions.com/

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Inside sources tell us that website was merely created and is run by the aliens in a new undercover effort to switch people onto velostat(a non reactive material) that has no anti mind control technology what so ever while getting currently protected humans to finally take off and stop wearing the classic tinfoil head gear because the tinfoil ACTUALLY WORKS WHILE VELOSTAT DOES NOT!!! In fact recent studies show that velostat material helps increase the range of the alien mind control machines tenfold. If the aliens are successful in tricking us, earths final defenses preventing the thought control of the last few sole survivors remaining protected in our population will be lost and our world shall be theirs.




SPREAD THE WORD!!!

WEAR THE FOIL!!!!


You have been warned.

DimensionX said:

You must type that message on the velostat guestboard. People need to know.

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Lol the sites hilarious read around.

This is from the "alien weaknesses" section


The whole thing is funny and the page has more priceless humor but heres a good example. The bold is especially funny.

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  Vitamin C to kill implanted alien-hybrid embryos

One woman who now wears a thought screen helmet along with her husband reports that she killed four alien-hybrid fetuses in a row by taking a gram of vitamin C every hour for weeks. She used her alarm clock at night to awaken her. She reported that she could no longer feel the fetuses moving and the aliens were very angry at the deaths of the alien-hybrids they implanted in her. The aliens did remove a dead alien-hybrid fetus before implanting a live one at another time. This was before she started wearing a thought screen helmet.

These events confirm the findings of Professor David Jacobs who says in his book, The Threat, that the main purpose of alien abductions is to create a new race of alien-human hybrids who are now starting to inhabit the earth.  Unfortunately these adult alien-human hybrids come in pairs and forcedly remove helmets from abductees.  However, the thought screen helmet still works for people who are only abducted by the creators of these alien-human hybrids.

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Possible alien weaknesses (grays only)

Nutrient absorbing skin of grays

It was reported in The Threat that the grays sit in a vat of nutrients and absorb it through their skin. They do not eat as humans do. The grays nutrient absorbing skin may be a weakness as substances of strong odors or material sprayed on their skin may be absorbed directly into their body.

Perfumes

Several abductees report that aliens do not like perfume.  One abductee claims that they stopped an abduction by exposing strong cheap perfume to aliens.

Incense from White Sage

An abductee in Virginia claims that incense created by burning dried white sage caused the aliens to leave.  She stated in 2008, "There must be something in the smell that makes them unable to stay."

Another abductee in the UK also stated the same year that: "I have tried white sage myself and it works.  It's a native American spiritual cleansing incense.  It's a horrific smell and it is very clingy and creates a lot of smoke.  The incense can be purchased in tied bundles which you light on the end stick.

It works on aliens as it sticks to their skin.  The smell stays on human skin for at least two days.  That is even when you have a shower.  It (the smell) is difficult to get rid of."

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blewmeanie said:

They can travel across the galaxy, but they still haven't mastered the technological art of removing someones duct-tape hat.

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blewmeanie said:

They can travel across the galaxy, but they still haven't mastered the technological art of removing someones duct-tape hat.

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