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InvisibleSalomon
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piss-prank
    #11327858 - 10/26/09 09:18 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

one night whilst stoned and lazy, i pissed in a bottle instead of getting up to go to the bathroom:shrug:
that was last night, and today i have contuined my project. im going to put this in someone's fridge and hope for lulz. think it'll work? think someone will drink my piss:rotfl::rotfl:?






*i know its gross:rolleyes:


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Re: piss-prank [Re: Salomon]
    #11327866 - 10/26/09 09:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Even if you were my best friend and you did this prank to me, i'd break your face.


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Re: piss-prank [Re: TODAY]
    #11327888 - 10/26/09 09:22 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

same..


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Re: piss-prank [Re: Salomon]
    #11327894 - 10/26/09 09:22 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Oh man, is that all piss?  That's one pee?

I don't know about that prank mang.  It's one thing to drink your own piss on amanitas.  But drinking somebody else's piss is just rank.

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Re: piss-prank [Re: TODAY]
    #11327902 - 10/26/09 09:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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TODAY said:
Even if you were my best friend and you did this prank to me, i'd break your face.



i would expect no less:wink:


all in the name of comedy:omgawesome:


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Re: piss-prank [Re: TODAY]
    #11327909 - 10/26/09 09:25 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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TODAY said:
Even if you were my best friend and you did this prank to me, i'd break your face.




agreed. although i can think of some peoples fridges that i'd like that jug to end up in. just dont put it in your friends fridge.


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Re: piss-prank [Re: Salomon]
    #11328031 - 10/26/09 09:43 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

1. Go to an asshole's open-house party
2. Pee in their shampoo bottle
3. ???
4. Profit


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Re: piss-prank [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #11328033 - 10/26/09 09:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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TODAY said:
Even if you were my best friend and you did this prank to me, i'd break your face.




agreed. although i can think of some peoples fridges that i'd like that jug to end up in. just dont put it in your friends fridge.




I'm not saying it isn't a good prank, just that he will catch heat :wink:  i wouldn't do a prank like this unless it was on somebody I hated who wouldn't suspect me.


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Re: piss-prank [Re: TODAY]
    #11328055 - 10/26/09 09:47 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I had a friend pee in my snapple once, while i was really stoned arguing with someone about how i wouldn't be that mad if i drank someone's piss. Well I took a few gulps and noticed it was really salty, and he started bursting into laughter. I laughed it off and that was that :shrug:

This was a longgggg ass time ago..


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Re: piss-prank [Re: DrMambo]
    #11328095 - 10/26/09 09:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
1. Go to an asshole's open-house party
2. Pee in their shampoo bottle
3. ???
4. Profit



:lol: proven to work! :thumbup:


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Re: piss-prank [Re: smack]
    #11328258 - 10/26/09 10:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I used to know a guy who'd tell stories about how he used to pee in ice cube trays at parties and make drinks for all the drunks :lol:  what a dick


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Re: piss-prank [Re: Salomon]
    #11328267 - 10/26/09 10:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

You should drink your piss yourself. It's really healthy.
But it needs to be your own piss, very fresh, and only take the middle of the steam- the beginning and ended obviously not being high purity urine.
You can also cure it- let it age and evaporate a little of the water, leaving you with a concentrated urine that you can massage onto your skin.

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Auto-urine drinking and meditation

One of the less far-fetched and more physiologically and even historically sound claims is that drinking one's morning urine ('amaroli') was an ancient yoga practise designed to promote meditation. The ancient Hindu and yoga texts that mention auto-urine drinking, require it be done before sunrise and that only the mid-stream sample be used. Although compliance with social mores may be one obvious reason for this nocturnal ingestion, the pineal hormone melatonin and its conjugated esters are present in morning urine in significant quantities, the pineal gland secreting melatonin maximally at about 2 am, this secretion being shut off by the eyes' exposure to bright sunlight. Melatonin, when ingested or given intravenously, amongst other effects, provokes tranquility and heightened visualisation. There are high concentrations of melatonin in the first morning urine, but not in a physiologically active form. Mills and Faunce at Newcastle University Australia in 1991 developed the hypothesis that ingestion of morning urine into low pH gastric acid would cause deconjugation of its esters back to the active form of melatonin. This, they suggested, might restore plasma night-time melatonin levels. Thus, they argued, oral pre-dawn consumption of auto-exogenous melatonin, by either re-setting of the sleep-wake cycle or enhancement of the physiological prerequisites for meditation (decreased body awareness (i.e. analgesia) and claimed slowed brain wave activity, as well as heightened visualization ability), may be the mechanism behind the alleged benefits ascribed to 'amaroli' or auto-urine drinking by ancient texts of the yogic religion. Obvious experimental difficulties (particularly in constructing a double-blind clinical trial) mean that this is a difficult hypothesis to reliably test to any requisite evidence-based standard.



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Re: piss-prank [Re: Salomon]
    #11328279 - 10/26/09 10:22 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

That would be funny if it sat in your fridge for a while and you got fucked up and accidentally drank it. :dancer:

But for real, that is a pretty rough prank.  hahaha


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