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Offlinex Ju x
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Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life...
    #11318300 - 10/25/09 02:51 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

...But it also takes 10 minutes to smoke it. That's a clear 5 minute net gain, I reckon.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: x Ju x]
    #11318310 - 10/25/09 02:52 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:japsmile:


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: x Ju x]
    #11318315 - 10/25/09 02:53 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

ha, I like it


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: x Ju x]
    #11318318 - 10/25/09 02:53 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

5 minutes? Wow I thought 15 years.. *lights up*


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Asante]
    #11318335 - 10/25/09 02:56 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like a clear 15 minute net loss to me...


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: ApJunkie]
    #11318341 - 10/25/09 02:57 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i thought it was 11 min?



damn you indecisive propaganda! :shakefist:


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: shroomer17]
    #11318353 - 10/25/09 03:00 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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shroomer17 said:
Sounds like a clear 15 minute net loss to me...



Smoking can be quite enjoyable


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: lmfsmoke]
    #11318367 - 10/25/09 03:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

wow i have lost a lot of minutes in the past hour, but what do you expect if someone leaves a fresh pack of camel crush menthol at your house & your drunk :happyheart:


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: lmfsmoke]
    #11318371 - 10/25/09 03:04 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

They used to have bellows-like device to blow the smoke of a cigar up your ass into your intestines.  It was supposed to be quite medicinal.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11318379 - 10/25/09 03:05 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I believe that was Clinton's alternate explanation on what happened.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Asante]
    #11318409 - 10/25/09 03:11 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: x Ju x]
    #11318424 - 10/25/09 03:14 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Not it didn't


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: lmfsmoke]
    #11318431 - 10/25/09 03:15 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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lmfsmoke said:
Quote:

shroomer17 said:
Sounds like a clear 15 minute net loss to me...



Smoking can be quite enjoyable




I hear the opposite from every smoker I know. I hear its awesome at first and then its just an addiction. I cannot believe there is no lasting effect, crazy.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Rocker232]
    #11318459 - 10/25/09 03:21 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

strange....when I first started smoking I didn't find it enjoyable at all.

now I consider taking a drag from a ciggarette to be one of the more pleasurable experiences in my day to day life....


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: AntiEverything]
    #11318502 - 10/25/09 03:27 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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strange....when I first started smoking I didn't find it enjoyable at all.

now I consider taking a drag from a ciggarette to be one of the more pleasurable experiences in my day to day life....




I do not know a single cigarette smoker who wants to be smoking cigarettes though. All they do is complain about how much is costs. Some of them quit, smoke, quit, smoke. Its rough to see.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: AntiEverything]
    #11318505 - 10/25/09 03:28 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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strange....when I first started smoking I didn't find it enjoyable at all.

now I consider taking a drag from a ciggarette to be one of the more pleasurable experiences in my day to day life....



^this


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11318517 - 10/25/09 03:30 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Entropymancer said:
They used to have bellows-like device to blow the smoke of a cigar up your ass into your intestines.  It was supposed to be quite medicinal.




This is true.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Wapakz]
    #11318526 - 10/25/09 03:31 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

smoking toobaxo is useless, don't even do anything.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Lucidx]
    #11318575 - 10/25/09 03:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

At $4-6 a pack, for only 20 cigarettes- yeah that's super rough.

That's like having to pay for a free meal every day, or every other day.


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Re: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life... [Re: Rocker232]
    #11318789 - 10/25/09 04:18 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Rocker232 said:
Quote:

AntiEverything said:
strange....when I first started smoking I didn't find it enjoyable at all.

now I consider taking a drag from a cigarette to be one of the more pleasurable experiences in my day to day life....




I do not know a single cigarette smoker who wants to be smoking cigarettes though. All they do is complain about how much is costs. Some of them quit, smoke, quit, smoke. Its rough to see.




I'm one. Obviously not every body's going to enjoy smoking, but i know a lot of people who do (It can be a very cathartic process apart from anything).

My dad smoked for 35 years, then one day just decided he didnt want to smoke anymore, and never did. My grandad was a heavy smoker till the ripe old age of 92. So not all smokers health stories end in lung cancer and stoma's.


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