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OfflineBlake_Shroom
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Easyiest way to make a woman cum? *DELETED*
    #11312570 - 10/24/09 04:39 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Blake_Shroom]
    #11312577 - 10/24/09 04:40 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

lick the clit, dont be rough but constant, hardly any women can get off by fucking alone,
stimulation of the clit is where its it.

not "porno style" where they rub the fuck out of it, try and learn.

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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Blake_Shroom]
    #11312581 - 10/24/09 04:40 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

a good way is to send her over to my place


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Blake_Shroom]
    #11312620 - 10/24/09 04:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Do penis exercises.

45 minutes at a time.

Don't worry about the purple spots.

Just give yourself a couple days recovery before sex.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Mr.Al]
    #11312628 - 10/24/09 04:48 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

cock push ups


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Blake_Shroom]
    #11312635 - 10/24/09 04:50 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Use a finger or two to gently massage the roof of her vagina while licking her clit. The come hither curl against the urethral sponge will drive her over the edge.

A common mistake is to lick faster when you think she's going to have an orgasm. Keep the same rhythm towards her peak, or even slow down to make her plateau longer.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Crasher]
    #11312643 - 10/24/09 04:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

eat her out. thats how i get mine off.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: RandomHero]
    #11312644 - 10/24/09 04:52 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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RandomHero said:
a good way is to send her over to my place



Quote:

ferrel_human said:
eat her out. thats how i get mine off.





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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Kada]
    #11312652 - 10/24/09 04:54 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Kada]
    #11312666 - 10/24/09 04:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Rub the clit with your tongue, good even rubbing on the g-spot (knob on the roof of the vagina), and a little pressure on the bladder region with you're other hand. Rubbing hard in small circles on the bottom at the entrance to the vagina is a good if you wanna slow down the orgasm and increase her regular turn on, as is licking between the labia majora and minora. If she can handle really direct clit contact, try gently pulling the hood back and putting your mouth directly on that while licking.

and listen to directions from her, everyone has their specificities.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: DrMambo]
    #11312698 - 10/24/09 05:01 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

My recommendation is to talk to your girl and ask what she likes the most.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: feifen]
    #11312713 - 10/24/09 05:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Finger her. I can make my girl cum within 2 minutes if I finger her. I cannot however make her cum quickly by licking her, she doesn't even like it.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Rocker232]
    #11312993 - 10/24/09 05:43 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Wahl 7-in-1

First you need to figure out if she can have an orgasm. Get her one of those. They don't make noise, and she can use it when she is more relaxed.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Catatonik]
    #11313043 - 10/24/09 05:50 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Take opiates and then fuck for two hours without cumming. promise your girl will get off atleast 5 times.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Dudeyourgone]
    #11313139 - 10/24/09 06:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

With my tongue.

But seeing as we're so far away i'd suggest yours.Lick her clit constantley and stick a finger in there.She will cum.Then fuck her and you will come.WIN,she will love you and be satisfied.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: 13.step]
    #11313164 - 10/24/09 06:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Has she ever experienced the Arabian Goggles?

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Arabian Goggles:
According to the Gentlemen's Glossary : ' A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the ride , thus resting the balls in the gogglees eye sockets .'




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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: gENERIX]
    #11313485 - 10/24/09 07:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

You've got to penetrate deep and stimulate the clitoris simultaneously. That's what it's all about.


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: Blake_Shroom]
    #11313561 - 10/24/09 07:16 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

the easiest way?

pay me to have sex with her


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: gENERIX]
    #11313655 - 10/24/09 07:32 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mr.Al said:
Do penis exercises.

45 minutes at a time.

Don't worry about the purple spots.

Just give yourself a couple days recovery before sex.



Quote:

visions said:
cock push ups



Quote:

gENERIX said:
Has she ever experienced the Arabian Goggles?

Quote:

Arabian Goggles:
According to the Gentlemen's Glossary : ' A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the ride , thus resting the balls in the gogglees eye sockets .'








fuck you guys cracked me up :lol:

mayb im just to stoned, but i lold ALOT ^^


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Re: Easyiest way to make a woman cum? [Re: rhyumavampire]
    #11313708 - 10/24/09 07:43 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)
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