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OfflineSayWhat
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Women and Menstruating
    #11269476 - 10/18/09 04:13 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

I live in a house with three women.

I dont know if it is true or not that they all get on the same cycle or whatever, but I happen to know that they all get their periods within 3 days of each other.

This makes for a stressful living environment.

I need tips on how to make them as happy as possible during this crazy ass shit.

Also, I need tips on how to avoid arguments when every single thing anyone does starts an argument.

God save me.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11269485 - 10/18/09 04:18 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Obtain plenty of food and water and hide in your closet for a week. :ashamed:


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11269493 - 10/18/09 04:24 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Yep, you're fucked.
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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11269505 - 10/18/09 04:29 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Well, better to get it all over with at once instead of having it interspersed throughout the month :shrug:


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #11269543 - 10/18/09 04:52 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
Well, better to get it all over with at once instead of having it interspersed throughout the month :shrug:




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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11269552 - 10/18/09 04:58 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

bitches are crazy

just ignore their irrational screaming so you don't get caught up in it.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11269576 - 10/18/09 05:17 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you made a thread about this before you moved in with all of these hoes.

And if you did, I told you not to do it for this very reason.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11269653 - 10/18/09 06:06 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Pleasure them :redwings: giggedy :quagmire:


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11269712 - 10/18/09 06:43 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Well, that sucks, more for them than for you. Just remember, there's a lot of actual physical pain that goes with periods.

The other thing - if they are really PMS'ing.... make sure you guys have what they need at home every month, like if they use Midol, Advil, Aleve, heat/cold packs, etc. Electric heating pads are good for cramps. Stock up on favorite drinks. You can equate the pain of a period to the flu if you're a guy. Only worse. Again that's just for the first day or two usually.

Also, just be nice. Think about what you're saying. Help clean up. Or just hide in the corner for a week. It's up to you :laugh:


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: strangefox]
    #11269898 - 10/18/09 08:50 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

i have a theory that women plan their periods around potential mates, if your sis and mother were at different times then for my theory to be correct im guessing there wasn't any males living at home?


anyways back to the op, give lots of sensual massages.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #11269924 - 10/18/09 09:23 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

If you're involved sexually with any of the women, having sex with them actually helps make cramps go away. 

When I get irritable, I feel better when my boyfriend makes fun of the fact I'm on my period.

Me: (Bitchy comment)
Him: Yeah, well you're being a bitch because there's blood coming out of your vagina
Me: *falls over laughing and feels better*


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: Dynoo]
    #11269953 - 10/18/09 09:42 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

put one of those rings inside their vaginas while they're sleeping. it gives you like one period a year.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: nice1]
    #11270324 - 10/18/09 11:37 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

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Pleasure them :redwings:
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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: Salomon]
    #11270337 - 10/18/09 11:40 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Provide chocolate.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: ambargh]
    #11270364 - 10/18/09 11:48 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

simply avoid contact as good as you can :yesnod:


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: SayWhat]
    #11270673 - 10/18/09 01:00 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

a gun is a great way to put an argument to an end you don't have to shoot them just fire it in the air and throw a bottle at them then slash random shit with a knife.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11270706 - 10/18/09 01:06 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

There is a story about a doctor who was taking care of a group of nuns.  He worked with them for many years and discovered that over time their periods became more and more synchronized, until they were nearly identical, starting and ending on the same day.

I have read that when women live together for a long period of time their cycles synchronize.  There's some sort of pheremone that makes this happen.  My girlfriend tells me that her and her 2 sisters start their periods within a few days of each other.  It's a pretty bizarre phenomena but true.  SayWhat should look up "synchronized menstruation" or something along those lines.

Ambargh said to "provide chocolate."  You should listen to her.  My girl turns into a chocolate fiend when whens she's on her period and it's about the only thing that gives her some sort of relief.


Edited by MycoUnderground (10/18/09 01:09 PM)


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: MycoUnderground]
    #11270994 - 10/18/09 02:08 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Chocolate, blankets and movies. That's where it's at.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: ambargh]
    #11271343 - 10/18/09 03:23 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Women's periods DO synchronize when they live together. Which can mean hell for a guy living with multiple women.
Buy them chocolate and stay out of their way. Clean up after yourself. Hide.


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Re: Women and Menstruating [Re: QueenOfHearts]
    #11271388 - 10/18/09 03:33 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

All that chocolate BS is silly. I'm not a typical girl so I just don't get all that crap about chick flicks and such. While I think it's lame to blame a girl's period on all of her moods, I will admit I get more irritable that time of the month. It's not PMS like Married With Children portrays it though. It just makes sense though that when you're in so much pain (cramps are insane) that you get more irritable. They always come in waves for me so I'll be fine one minute but if my mom asks me a stupid question during one of my cramps, I bite a little.


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