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Phluck
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Kids get their wish!
#1107135 - 12/03/02 01:08 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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KillerClown
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
#1107147 - 12/03/02 01:12 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you actually read that? You would think they found a cure for genital herpes the way they were talking about it.
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Rono
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
#1107150 - 12/03/02 01:12 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Now I can die a happy man...
-------------------- "Life has never been weird enough for my liking"
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Papaver
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
#1107176 - 12/03/02 01:21 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Careful what you wish for, as you might get it!
At any rate, it appears as though I have found a new art medium...
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recalcitrant
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
#1109636 - 12/04/02 10:35 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thats all well and fine, but when are they going to invent a squeeze bottle for mustard? or wait, how about onions, im getting pretty sick and tired of having to manually scoop my onions onto my hotdogs!
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Phluck
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You don't have squeeze bottles for mustard?
Here we've had them as long as I can remember. In fact, they just came out with a new crustless squeeze bottle. No more pesky mustard crust!
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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vatoloco
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Post deleted by MOE THE MAD SCIENTIST [Re: Phluck]
#1110442 - 12/04/02 03:28 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Phluck
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: vatoloco]
#1110604 - 12/04/02 04:17 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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It doesn't come out if you shake the mustard or ketchup first.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Papaver
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
#1110623 - 12/04/02 04:24 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Has modern packaging science come up with a way to eliminate that embarrassing "farting" sound that sometimes occurs at the dinner table when the squeeze bottle is nearly empty?
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Llamanose
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Papaver]
#1111031 - 12/04/02 06:40 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can finally sleep peacefully knowing that mankind has successfully perfected the Ketchup bottle.
What I need is sour cream in a squeeze bottle. Or Boca Burger in a Bottle! Squirt it into your mouth and go, just like your mom!
-------------------- Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter." ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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Papaver
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Llamanose]
#1111439 - 12/04/02 08:07 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I was a kid, in the seventies, we were inundated by all kinds of futuristic space foods, inspired by the Apollo moon landings, like Tang and Food Sticks. Those were truly heady times...
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Llamanose
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Papaver]
#1111462 - 12/04/02 08:11 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Am I the only one in the world who actually kinda likes the freeze dried ice cream? Food of the astronauts I tells ya!
-------------------- Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter." ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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Phluck
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Papaver]
#1111573 - 12/04/02 08:48 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, Heinz has actually released a new "Family Edition" Ketchup, where the farting noise is converted into a fun animal sound.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Murex
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: vatoloco]
#1111661 - 12/04/02 09:21 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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pee pee juice
LOL!
Farting Sounds
LOL!
-------------------- What if everything around you Isn't quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know, Is an elaborate dream? And if you look at your reflection, Is it all you want it to be?
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