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OfflinePhluck
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Kids get their wish!
    #1107135 - 12/03/02 03:08 PM (14 years, 8 days ago)



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OfflineKillerClown
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
    #1107147 - 12/03/02 03:12 PM (14 years, 8 days ago)

Did you actually read that? You would think they found a cure for genital herpes the way they were talking about it.


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
    #1107150 - 12/03/02 03:12 PM (14 years, 8 days ago)

Now I can die a happy man...


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
    #1107176 - 12/03/02 03:21 PM (14 years, 8 days ago)

Careful what you wish for, as you might get it! :grin:

At any rate, it appears as though I have found a new art medium... :cool:


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
    #1109636 - 12/04/02 12:35 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

Thats all well and fine, but when are they going to invent a squeeze bottle for mustard? or wait, how about onions, im getting pretty sick and tired of having to manually scoop my onions onto my hotdogs!


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: recalcitrant]
    #1109770 - 12/04/02 01:45 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

You don't have squeeze bottles for mustard?

Here we've had them as long as I can remember. In fact, they just came out with a new crustless squeeze bottle. No more pesky mustard crust!


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
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Post deleted by MOE THE MAD SCIENTIST [Re: Phluck]
    #1110442 - 12/04/02 05:28 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)



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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: vatoloco]
    #1110604 - 12/04/02 06:17 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

It doesn't come out if you shake the mustard or ketchup first.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Phluck]
    #1110623 - 12/04/02 06:24 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

Has modern packaging science come up with a way to eliminate that embarrassing "farting" sound that sometimes occurs at the dinner table when the squeeze bottle is nearly empty?


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Papaver]
    #1111031 - 12/04/02 08:40 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

I can finally sleep peacefully knowing that mankind has successfully perfected the Ketchup bottle.

What I need is sour cream in a squeeze bottle. Or Boca Burger in a Bottle! Squirt it into your mouth and go, just like your mom!


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"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Llamanose]
    #1111439 - 12/04/02 10:07 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

When I was a kid, in the seventies, we were inundated by all kinds of futuristic space foods, inspired by the Apollo moon landings, like Tang and Food Sticks. Those were truly heady times... :grin:


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Papaver]
    #1111462 - 12/04/02 10:11 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

Am I the only one in the world who actually kinda likes the freeze dried ice cream? Food of the astronauts I tells ya!


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Alice came to a fork in the road.  "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: Papaver]
    #1111573 - 12/04/02 10:48 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

Yeah, Heinz has actually released a new "Family Edition" Ketchup, where the farting noise is converted into a fun animal sound.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
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Re: Kids get their wish! [Re: vatoloco]
    #1111661 - 12/04/02 11:21 PM (14 years, 7 days ago)

pee pee juice

LOL!  :laugh:

Farting Sounds

LOL!  :grin:


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What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
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