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Just found a kitten
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I was driving from my parents' house and some middle aged black lady flagged me down. There was a piece of black plastic in the middle of the road and then it moved. It was a little black kitten.

I picked him up. He promptly jumped out of my hands and I chased him into a thorn bush. I'm pretty cut up now. :nonono:

We knocked on doors all the way down the street and no one answered. I said I'd find a home for him. I drove around and asked two guys sitting on the curb by the park and they both said they've seen a bunch of stray kittens running around.

:sad:

I've been calling everyone I know to see if they can take him in. My room mate also might want him. He was so hungry, he almost suffocated himself trying to eat some sourdough bread I had in a plastic bag on the front seat.

I fed him and gave him some water. It took me 30 minutes to get him out of my car. He crawled into my steering column, but thank god he crawled back out.

Right now, he's sleeping in my laundry basket.


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Damn infestation of those things around here.


Should've let it stay in the middle of the road.


But whats done is done.....


Good job on feeding it and trying to find a home for it :smile:

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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Brennus said:
I was driving from my parents' house and some middle aged black lady flagged me down. There was a piece of black plastic in the middle of the road and then it moved. It was a little black kitten.

I picked him up. He promptly jumped out of my hands and I chased him into a thorn bush. I'm pretty cut up now. :nonono:

We knocked on doors all the way down the street and no one answered. I said I'd find a home for him. I drove around and asked two guys sitting on the curb by the park and they both said they've seen a bunch of stray kittens running around.

:sad:

I've been calling everyone I know to see if they can take him in. My room mate also might want him. He was so hungry, he almost suffocated himself trying to eat some sourdough bread I had in a plastic bag on the front seat.

I fed him and gave him some water. It took me 30 minutes to get him out of my car. He crawled into my steering column, but thank god he crawled back out.

Right now, he's sleeping in my laundry basket.


You have a new best friend....


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Keep him. Somebody left a rat terrier in my car one time when it was like 20 degrees outside it was freezing to death.. Threw up/pissed/shit everywhere in my car but I took care of it and ended up taking it to a vet. Most messed up thing about it was that it was wearing a shirt that said "Need a Good Home" on it.. but the shirt was way too small and left marks all over his arms. I should have kept him.. Don't make the same mistake to Snuggles the Kitten

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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Awesome! Take good care of him. It's best to actually bottle feed the kitten a from a homemade special food formula or a prepared kitten food formula from the pet-store. A proper diet is very important to a cat that young.

Make sure the cat get's plenty of love and attention. If he scratched you up then chances are he has the genetics of a feral cat. You have to get him nice and domesticated.

Also, the mama-cat will sometimes gently rub the kitten's "area" to force it to pee, when they are that young they need a little stimulation. Gently rub your finger in the kitten's area and see if you can get a little bit of urine to come out.

Got any pictures of the kitten? Kittens are so cute, my girlfriend and I recently found on in her garage. One of the domesticated house cat's got out and actually brought this kitten to the garage, she was even nursing the kitten even though her nipples wouldn't give milk. Now the house cat is like an adopted mama to the mystery kitten :tongue2: Whatever you do, find a home for the cat before you give it to the fucking humane society.

Got a name for the kitten yet?


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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that's really awesome of you bro, we have 3 cats that we found as kitten abandoned around town, at first it seems like a lot of trouble, but they really are worth it!
it probly wants some milk!

goodluck man


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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My room mate might keep him, but I'm literally living in someone's living room right now. I can't even jack off when I want to, let alone keep a kitten.


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Ahh, that sucks. Perhaps there's a Shroomerite in the area who's willing to take it in? Unfortunately, I live a few thousand miles away and it'll probably not keep very well in the mail.

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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Well, I live in Central NC. I've got a few irons in the fire, so to speak, but no one I've talked to can take him in yet.


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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smash its head then use its lifeless body as a bloodly fleshlight while watching a preteen asian gang bang on the internet


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: andrewss]
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:kingtard:


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Brennus said:
I was driving from my parents' house and some middle aged black lady flagged me down. There was a piece of black plastic in the middle of the road and then it moved. It was a little black kitten.

I picked him up. He promptly jumped out of my hands and I chased him into a thorn bush. I'm pretty cut up now. :nonono:

We knocked on doors all the way down the street and no one answered. I said I'd find a home for him. I drove around and asked two guys sitting on the curb by the park and they both said they've seen a bunch of stray kittens running around.

:sad:

I've been calling everyone I know to see if they can take him in. My room mate also might want him. He was so hungry, he almost suffocated himself trying to eat some sourdough bread I had in a plastic bag on the front seat.

I fed him and gave him some water. It took me 30 minutes to get him out of my car. He crawled into my steering column, but thank god he crawled back out.

Right now, he's sleeping in my laundry basket.


eat it!!!!!!!!


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Statisticons_win]
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Too small to fuck, not enough meat to make it worth eating. Sorry fellas.


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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gotta use the whole mid section for the fuck dude... unless its really THAT small


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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You can hold him/her in one hand.


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: andrewss]
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andrewss said:
smash its head then use its lifeless body as a bloodly fleshlight while watching a preteen asian gang bang on the internet


:dudewtf:


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Nuggetpouch]
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Update: My room mate found someone she works with to take her. Thank God, right?

:sadyes:


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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thats great bro! :thumbup:


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: Brennus]
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Cats are awesome.  There's only one thing better than a cat.  That's two cats.


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Re: Just found a kitten [Re: AceOfShrooms]
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The Exact same thing happened to me Swear To God! a little black kitten. I found one too in the back of this barber shop in the laundry rooms. ive named it avenue because of where i found her. keep the cat, its magical and needs you as its owner. you will find the cat can teach you many things as many animals can.

they weren't gods to the Egyptians for no reason.

we should also get in contact i feel an energy about you.


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