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having a wife and a girlfriend *DELETED*
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:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
-Albert Hofmann

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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Are you willing to let your current girlfriend have some strange on the side too?


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If you build it they will shrug.
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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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of course not, but its more acceptable for guys to have more girls than the other way.


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:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
-Albert Hofmann

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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Aren't you a Christian or is that some sort of facade?

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Gumby]
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yea dude but even God encouraged guys having many wives.


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:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
-Albert Hofmann

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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Awfully hypocritical, if I were to do what you speak of, I would allow my wife to see other men. Then again I'd never get married and be in that situation, I'd just up and leave whoever I was with, let them know I'm bored with the relationship and it's time to move on.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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Doctor_Dick said:
of course not, but its more acceptable for guys to have more girls than the other way.


:facepalm:

It's because of people like you that songs like this exist, stop ruining my LIFE!




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God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad.

Why does God give us anything?

Look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.

Edited by IdeLOLogies (09/14/09 12:24 PM)

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: highdroponics]
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:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
-Albert Hofmann

Edited by Doctor_Dick (09/19/09 06:39 PM)

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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Fuck what other people say, just go get some ass. Simply put. Just stop being a Christian because I know how ya'll are, always judging people, yet being hypocritical at the same time.


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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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There are visitation laws but,

is it really worth risking what you have with your wife and kid for the temporary pleasure you might receive from a new partner?


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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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I think it is, he's obviously bored with what he has. I'm so glad commitment is not a part of my vocabulary.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: highdroponics]
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its only bad if i get caught i guess.


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:minifo:] "This promise constitutes the heart of my Christian beliefs and my call to natural-scientific research: we will attain to knowledge of the universe through the spirit of truth, and thereby to understanding of our being one with the deepest, most comprehensive reality, God."
-Albert Hofmann

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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In Jewish law a man has to wait seven days after his wife has stopped menstruating before they can have sex again. By imposing a period of a week and a half to two weeks every month when sex isn't permitted things are always kept fresh and new.


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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: highdroponics]
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learn to be smooth and get your wife to have a threesome
when shes drunk and with someone she gets along with fantastically but doesnt know to well make sure theyre close together all night all touchy feely then kissy kissy then bing bang boom its kinda like your trying too hook ur wife up with anouther chick but u have to be sexy to so she wants some of ur dick to then u dont have to be a cheater


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It's not the walls that are moving only your perception.

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: bigredkarlwithak]
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that is just a way to force reproduction if you didnt notice ovulation occurs around then


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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: blewmeanie]
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That sounds to me like they made that law strictly to make sex for procreation. I could never be a Jew, I fucked one once though.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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If you say so.

It is common knowledge that cheaters accuse their partners of cheating.

Is this something you do now?

Can you be certain that you will be the same person if you become a cheater?

Would you be happy with your wife if you had a girl on the side?

Might you likely become obsessed with living with this other girl then?


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If you build it they will shrug.
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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: bigredkarlwithak]
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bigredkarlwithak said:
learn to be smooth and get your wife to have a threesome
when shes drunk and with someone she gets along with fantastically but doesnt know to well make sure theyre close together all night all touchy feely then kissy kissy then bing bang boom its kinda like your trying too hook ur wife up with anouther chick but u have to be sexy to so she wants some of ur dick to then u dont have to be a cheater



My friend tried to pull that shit on me with his girlfriend one night. A little too awkward for me cause I was tripping bawls on mushrooms.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: highdroponics]
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highdroponics said:
That sounds to me like they made that law strictly to make sex for procreation. I could never be a Jew, I fucked one once though.


No, not at all. It's not at all like Christianity, sex is celebrated, there's no silly moral stigma attached to it.


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The Prophecy!

Learn To Code

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Re: having a wife and a girlfriend [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
highdroponics said:
That sounds to me like they made that law strictly to make sex for procreation. I could never be a Jew, I fucked one once though.


No, not at all. It's not at all like Christianity, sex is celebrated, there's no silly moral stigma attached to it.



  Aside from having to completely cover your body in a sheet????


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We have not even to risk the adventure alone, for the heroes of all time have gone before us — the labyrinth is thoroughly known. We have only to follow the thread of the hero path, and where we had thought to find an abomination, we shall find a god; where we had thought to slay another, we shall slay ourselves; where we had thought to travel outward, we shall come to the center of our own existence. And where we had thought to be alone, we shall be with all the world.

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