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OfflineDreamer987
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Strictly Comercial
    #2776719 - 06/09/04 02:58 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... let?s try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god?s grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn?t know nuthin?

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin?
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin?

Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,
Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny walley on slide, george duke
On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. thank
You very much for coming to the concert tonight. hope you enjoyed it. goodnight
Austin, texas, where ever you are.


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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2776726 - 06/09/04 03:00 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Eh?

Do you know the muffin man?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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OfflineDreamer987
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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #2776790 - 06/09/04 03:30 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)


talk to this man


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OfflineGolgi
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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #2776919 - 06/09/04 04:38 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
Eh?

Do you know the muffin man?




I think he lives on Drewey Lane.  :confused:


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2778350 - 06/09/04 05:30 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

  :thumbup:  you thought he was a man but he realy was a mufin... man.


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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2778609 - 06/09/04 06:58 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Well right about that tiiime people
A fur-trapper ...who was strictly from commercial
ba dant da dant da dah dun du dah da dah dun dun bwha da daaaaah *Strictly Commercial*
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igaloo (peekabooooo wooo wooooo)
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe


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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2778939 - 06/09/04 08:39 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: goobler]
    #2778960 - 06/09/04 08:50 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

My mom just told me about her first Franky show. She got front row center right in front of him. It was her first time eating mushrooms back when she went to Kent state. This was a year after those kids got shot there. Anyways Frank had a cold and kept blowing his nose and throwing his boogie vaults at her. I guess he thought they would make great souviner.


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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2779025 - 06/09/04 09:19 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Ah man, Frank is the man!

For anyone that hasn't given him a listen, you most defiantly should, it's a whoole different world


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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: funkymonk]
    #2779044 - 06/09/04 09:22 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

agreed, I love him  :thumbup:


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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: goobler]
    #2779134 - 06/09/04 09:53 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, Frank was a cool dude.

Years ago my brother wrote Frank a letter. My bro was distressed about the state of the world and he wrote about how despondant he felt and how nothing was getting better...blah, blah, blah.

Frank sent him back an 8X10 photo of himself with these words written on it..."Dear Matt- Relax. Frank Zappa"

As far as I know that picture still hangs on my bros wall.


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Re: Strictly Comercial [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #2779309 - 06/09/04 10:39 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What an amazing souvenir to have!!!

I went on a huge FZ binge when I was in high school and basically had no bills and lots of disposable income (those were the daze!) So now I have at between 15 and 20 FZ albums... I don't remember how many, it was a good binge. :-)

The albums I listen to most are The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life and Hot Rats.


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