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Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored
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so i have my third interview at best-buy on tuesday. ive been informed thats the hiring interview, and they also start your 48 hour drug test deadline. so im going to use synthetic urine since it seems to be the most reliable of the synthetics. ive been tested numerous times before at this lab. sometimes the monitor you giving the specimen and other times they dont. just in case they monitor me, im not sure i could be convincing that the urine is coming from me. does anyone know how to get out of being watched while taking a drug test?


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: captainm424]
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Use the whizinator with sinthetic urine in it. Even if they monitor you, they won't find your fake penis.


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: teeter]
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You can't buy those anymore. Or so i thought.


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: Kada]
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Is drug testing common for entry level jobs (assuming that is what this is) down in the states? I've never heard of anyone getting tested for a job like best buy where I am from.

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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: Tranquil Toad]
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Kada said:
You can't buy those anymore. Or so i thought.


Yah, they drug tested me and did a full background check and credit check on my last job.

No experience needed and only 10.50 an hour. retarded.

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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
It takes a series of 3 interviews to get a job at Best Buy?


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
It takes a series of 3 interviews to get a job at Best Buy?


yeah, fucking seriously

i wish i could find a job right now, anything just to make some money

all my last office jobs where lame ass, even this last one fired me for the stupidest fucking reasons and it seemed awesome until you figure out how rinky dink they are and that they where letting the part time person pick there hours and i was out for a few days and they fire me, despite good reason.

now i had to file a dispute for unemployment or not be able to claim for WEEKS.

i am so tired of the employment issue, i am glad the economy is starting to turn around


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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yeah three interviews. first interview, then the second, then on the third you do all the paperwork, meet the gm and get handed your drug test papers and a 48 hr deadline. and yes its entry level, and yes its retarded that entry level jobs get tested


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: captainm424]
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i took the test today using quick fix and i wasn't monitored i read the agreement though and it turns out that if you try and pull "shy bladder" they will blood test you. now it just needs to pass at the lab as real and I'm golden


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: captainm424]
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"Stay golden pony boy!" :grin:


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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fake piss will pass everytime.


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: whyblameus]
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i used quick fix urine. it has a balanced ph level and correct gravity so its as synthetic as you can get. i have failed with the drinks so i can never trust them again


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: captainm424]
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sorry i hadn't read the first post before posting so i edited it.that's what happen to me too.


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: captainm424]
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captainm424 said:
i took the test today using quick fix and i wasn't monitored i read the agreement though and it turns out that if you try and pull "shy bladder" they will blood test you. now it just needs to pass at the lab as real and I'm golden


Nice. Have used Quick Fix 3 times now. Never seems to fail. Last time I used it, I sweat just as I closed the bathroom door behind me, the fucking bottle fell from my briefs. 3 seconds earlier and that could have been interesting :awesome:

I wonder if only certain companies can monitor piss tests or what. That's the one thing I always worry bout before I go in.


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: captainm424]
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You've really been monitored before while pissing the sample? I thought they reserved that bit of faggotry for people on probation. What crappy state do you live in?


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
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i think they reserve the right to watch anyone but they use profiles to determine who they watch.  the last test i had they actually told me what to wear lol, then they eyeballed me up and down before i went into the bathroom.


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: makaveli8x8]
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lol thats funny. i usually wear dye, band shirts, long hair, and dirty jeans. but since starting my job hunt, i cut my hair and started to wear dress shirts. and now i guess im not suspicious anymore


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: captainm424]
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congrats on the third interview, OP- sounds like a sweet gig.


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Re: Best buy job, drug test, synthetic urine, and not being monitored [Re: Neuron]
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I hated working for best buy. I used Quick fix as well. I wonder what department they are going to put you in?


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