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Dirty ass apartment
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My apartment is so fucking messy. my clothes are everywhere, i have bottles and cans on all flat surfaces of my house, fucking toilet looks nasty as hell, red mold growing in it. i had an an ant infestation which i sprayed now i got a million dead ants on the ground. the carpet is filled with dirt and stuff.

anyone else dirty as fuck too? i want to clean but i am either too lazy or dont care i don't know.

are there any clean anal stoners out there? i would like to be clean and anal too i feel like girls would find it more appealing anyway.


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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If you just keep things tidy as you go along it makes things much easier to clean later. My dumbass roommate fails to comprehend this concept, thus our sink is filled with 2 weeks worth of his dishes.

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: DNKYD]
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get a cleaning lady xD

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Zerolive]
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get a cleaning lady xD

:thumbup: i have a mother.

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: DNKYD]
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DNKYD said:
If you just keep things tidy as you go along it makes things much easier to clean later. My dumbass roommate fails to comprehend this concept, thus our sink is filled with 2 weeks worth of his dishes.


Yes, I've lived with roomies that didnt' understand this either.

It's 100X easier to do the dishes as you dirty them rather then let 'em pile up.


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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ShroomerRoss said:
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get a cleaning lady xD

:thumbup: i have a mother.


:ilold:

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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My place is usually nestled somewhere between half-assed cleaned and messy, but your place sounds like a bit of a shit hole...


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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So if it's messy then clean it jerkass
That sounds mad easy to clean, it's basic. Throw out your trash, fold your clothes, vacuum and sweep. What sucks is when people give you shit you don't want or put their shit in your space and you can't throw it out. Clutter. Fuck that.

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
DNKYD said:
If you just keep things tidy as you go along it makes things much easier to clean later. My dumbass roommate fails to comprehend this concept, thus our sink is filled with 2 weeks worth of his dishes.


Yes, I've lived with roomies that didnt' understand this either.

It's 100X easier to do the dishes as you dirty them rather then let 'em pile up.


Why do you put up with it?


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: blewmeanie]
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I live clean. I try to keep my house clean simply by constantly pickin up stuff, you can get a nice vibe when relaxing in a perfectly clean and organized house. feng shui or somethin. and ya other peoples clutter sucks ass, my ex would just leave shit out then get really pissed if i put it up, especially if i forgot where i put it. but c'mon, you want to remember where your shit is... put it up yourself! hell, i could usually tell what she did that day just by following the trail of trash. Like any packaged food would just be opened and the trash left on the counter.... fuckin slob i tell ya what.


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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ShroomerRoss said:
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get a cleaning lady xD

:thumbup: i have a mother.


i have a cleaning lady, she comes say 2 times a month. dishwasher is a plus xD

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Zerolive]
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I clean as I go, I don't let things build up. Hell even when I'm cooking I put stuff away as soon as I'm done using it (I usually put all the fridge stuff away at the same time though so I don't have to keep opening the fridge and letting the cold out)

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
My place is usually nestled somewhere between half-assed cleaned and messy, but your place sounds like a bit of a shit hole...


ya this

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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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Doctor_Dick said:
My apartment is so fucking messy. my clothes are everywhere, i have bottles and cans on all flat surfaces of my house, fucking toilet looks nasty as hell, red mold growing in it. i had an an ant infestation which i sprayed now i got a million dead ants on the ground. the carpet is filled with dirt and stuff.

anyone else dirty as fuck too? i want to clean but i am either too lazy or dont care i don't know.

are there any clean anal stoners out there? i would like to be clean and anal too i feel like girls would find it more appealing anyway.


dam bro dont u fry a lot in ur pad how do u handle that
doesnt the L convince u 2 klean rofl


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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stop being a dirty bastad, clean up for your own sake?  it feels good... having a clean place to live


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Statisticons_win]
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Yeah, the best way to clean is like Dubhuman said.

Do it from the top-down.

1) Clean off and dust all surfaces throough the apartment.  It's fun, and you can see results fast, so it motivates you.

2) Clean kitchen and bathrooms.  This is really just a surface clean too.  Get dishes done in the kitchen and get that sesspool you call a toilet cleaned up.  Also clean the mirror, sink, and tub.

3) Get the floor ready for some work.  Throw away trash and if it is so cluttered you can't clean, take shit outside temporarily.  Rugs should go outside.

4) Sweep or vaccuum.

5) Mop.  I use water with a little vinegar in it.  It cleans better than anything else and it doesn't leave streaks.  In the bathrooms I use water with a little bleach.


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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yep, it doesn't make snese to clean the bottom first.  stoopied gravity.


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: SubGen1us]
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I clean while I cook

I havnt had to dedicate time specifically to cleaning ever since i started cleaning while i cook, and plus that makes cooking go by alot faster


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Re: Dirty ass apartment [Re: Doctor_Dick]
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Yea I used to live in a similar sounding shit-hole.  I look back on that with fond memories honestly. I had bugs everywhere, roaches etc..  I couldn't live that way now but its fun to remember

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