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Invisibletomatoes
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Dirty Love
    #1841009 - 08/22/03 04:19 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Dirty Love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don?t need your sweet devotion
I don?t want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy?s bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don?t believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don?t need no consolation
I don?t want your reservation
I only got one destination
An? that?s your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like j00 mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I?ll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I?ll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)


Frank Zappa from Apostrophe - 1973



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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: Dirty Love [Re: tomatoes]
    #1841037 - 08/22/03 04:25 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Zappa's first real "sell out" album :frown:


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Invisibletomatoes
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Re: Dirty Love [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1841239 - 08/22/03 05:44 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



Don?t Eat The Yellow Snow

Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don?t be a naughty Eskimo
Save your money, don?t go to the show

Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh
Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh
Well I turned around and I said "Ho, Ho"
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow"
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow"


Frank Zappa from apostrophe (?)


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Re: Dirty Love [Re: tomatoes]
    #1841251 - 08/22/03 05:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

tomatoes said:


Don?t Eat The Yellow Snow

Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don?t be a naughty Eskimo
Save your money, don?t go to the show

Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh
Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh
Well I turned around and I said "Ho, Ho"
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow"
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow"


Frank Zappa from apostrophe (?)   




Apostrophe was the 2nd :frown: 


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Re: Dirty Love [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1841274 - 08/22/03 05:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

baby snakes rules.


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Re: Dirty Love [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1841276 - 08/22/03 05:59 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Nanook Rubs It

*(Well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)*

I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down
and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
mitten-ful of the deadly *YELLOW SNOW*

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It!

*(Here Fido)*

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great Googly Moogly!

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured
The fur trapper

Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight

And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

"I can't see"
"I can't see"
"Oh, woe is me"
"I can't see"

"Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin'"

"He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily"

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
his deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
and ancient Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
the only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra

Right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo


Frank Zappa from apostrophy


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Re: Dirty Love [Re: Infrared]
    #1841299 - 08/22/03 06:11 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

from Punky's Whips

...(And that makes me wonder)
I wonder what Punky is rehearsin' today
I'll just go over 'n hear him play
His hair is so pretty . . . I'd like to bite his neck
I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck
But . . .
I AIN'T QUEER
I AIN'T GAY
(He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array)
A wrist array
(That's all it is, I swear)

Punky's lips, Punky's lips
Oh! I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips
Yeah! I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank
Why, maybe he'd like to yank my crank?
YANK IT PUNKY!
YANK IT FASTER!
YANK IT HARDER!
YANK IT ALL NIGHT LONG!
COME ON PUNKY!
GET FUNKY!


Frank Zappa from Baby Snakes - 1983


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Re: Dirty Love [Re: tomatoes]
    #1841345 - 08/22/03 06:24 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

i seriously doubt there was ANY composer/musician as prolific as Francis Vincent Zappa from his "Freakout album"(1965) to "The Grand Wazoo"(1972)....after that however meh, phhhhhhhht....just a matter of personal taste i guess :wink: 


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Re: Dirty Love [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1841387 - 08/22/03 06:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

cosmik debris

The mystery man came over
And he said "I'm outta sight!"
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
His pressing affairs and devote
His attention to me

But I said "Look here brother
who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"

The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said "You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too"

And I said "Look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
*(Don't waste your time)*

"I've got troubles of my own", I said
"And you can't help me out
So, take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout!"
"But I got the crystal ball", he said
And held it to the ligh
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right

I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said "The price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down!"

And I said "Look here brother-who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
So, don't waste your time on me"
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me


Frank Zappa from apostrophy


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Re: Dirty Love [Re: tomatoes]
    #1841428 - 08/22/03 06:46 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Bodhisattva

Bodhisattva
Would you take me by the hand
Bodhisattva
Would you take me by the hand
Can you show me
The shine of your Japan
The sparkle of your china
Can you show me
Bodhisattva

Bodhisattva
I'm gonna sell my house in town
Bodhisattva
I'm gonna sell my house in town
And I'll be there
To shine in your Japan
To sparkle in your China
Yes I'll be there
Bodhisattva


Steely Dan from Countdown to Ecstasy  - 1973 (twas a good year)

f*ck it :smile: 


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