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Any one here ever Sell their Sperm?
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was wondering if any of you have sold your sperm before, i might be interesterd in selling some of the price is right


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: lmfsmoke]
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If you are over 6' 2", have a Master's degree or better, and are super handsome (and white), you can sell your sperm on commission.

If you're a high school grad with a goatee, good luck even giving that stuff away. It's a buyer's market.


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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you can sell your sperm? to who? i'll jack off all day for money o.0
even though it hurts after awhile.. which would be upsetting

But seriously, who do you sell that to and how much do they pay you? lol


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: Doc_T]
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Doc_T said:
If you are over 6' 2", have a Master's degree or better, and are super handsome (and white), you can sell your sperm on commission.

If you're a high school grad with a goatee, good luck even giving that stuff away. It's a buyer's market.


wait, are you serious? Damn, i wanted this to be my career, I heard you can make like 50k a year selling white gold.


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: nIkkNAME]
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im currently donating sperm samples. if youd like a sample PM me for details.


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: PilzeEssen]
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You make fat stacks selling eggs, not sperm.

Ya gotta grow some ovaries.

I think its like 5k an egg last I heard through the grapevine


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: DeeGee]
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Quote:
If you are over 6' 2", have a Master's degree or better, and are super handsome (and white), you can sell your sperm on commission.

If you're a high school grad with a goatee, good luck even giving that stuff away. It's a buyer's market.


Holy shit how do you know so much about that!!!


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: DeeGee]
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DeeGee said:
You make fat stacks selling eggs, not sperm.

Ya gotta grow some ovaries.

I think its like 5k an egg last I heard through the grapevine


my girl looked into and the requirements are unreal


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: fee]
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Like what are the requirements?


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: AcidTG]
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education, drug-free, and you cant be ugly

im sure there are genetics tests involved as well.

here they dont even want your sperm unless you have a bachelors degree

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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: cloudsaregathering]
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cloudsaregathering said:
Quote:
If you are over 6' 2", have a Master's degree or better, and are super handsome (and white), you can sell your sperm on commission.

If you're a high school grad with a goatee, good luck even giving that stuff away. It's a buyer's market.


Holy shit how do you know so much about that!!!


I know a guy who did it in college. Good looking guy with incredible grades, he made a few hundred a month. Guy sold blood too, he was really into liquid assets.


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: Doc_T]
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Guy sold blood too, he was really into liquid assets.


Ha, that is pretty funny, are you sure you didn't steal that from like a comedian or something


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: Doc_T]
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Doc_T said:
cloudsaregathering said:
Quote:
If you are over 6' 2", have a Master's degree or better, and are super handsome (and white), you can sell your sperm on commission.

If you're a high school grad with a goatee, good luck even giving that stuff away. It's a buyer's market.


Holy shit how do you know so much about that!!!


I know a guy who did it in college. Good looking guy with incredible grades, he made a few hundred a month. Guy sold blood too, he was really into liquid assets.




haha very witty :stoned:



Dam a few hundred month for getting your dick hard sounds like an unreal dream...:stoner:


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: AcidTG]
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AcidTG said:
Like what are the requirements?



well her being a red head shot down her ever doing it

apparently they dont want any gingers


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: fee]
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apparently they dont want any gingers


I love that word "ginger" there suppose to be like from an alien race and stuff


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: Doc_T]
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Doc_T said:
If you're a high school grad with a goatee, good luck even giving that stuff away. It's a buyer's market.


he could always pay someone to take it off his hands :smirk:


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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i always sell it to the whores for 10 a pop
50 bucks and you can milk me like a cow. :gameover:


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Re: Any one here ever Sell their Sperm? [Re: cloudsaregathering]
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cloudsaregathering said:
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Guy sold blood too, he was really into liquid assets.


Ha, that is pretty funny, are you sure you didn't steal that from like a comedian or something


I thought of that one myself. :lol:

But it's a true story-this guy I worked with (not me) had a soccer scholarship to college, but it didn't pay for things like food or clothes. So he sold blood and sperm.


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