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Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test!
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Ummm. Yeah, I'd start this if I had any fucking clue.

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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:wink:

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: World Spirit]
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i used a variety of methods one time,

drank alcohol the night before hand and got drunk while drinking tons of water.

drank tons of water before hand, hadnt been smoking much but had gotten high recently.

peed a ton on wakeup, drank a vitamin water and some vitamin shit with a lot of b in it, and I take creatine, when i new for sure i needed to take a piss test, i took another whiz and then another long one, i was chugging water and the alcohol leeched a lot of it out.

i want to say i also maybe took an aspirin but i dont think i did. i did a competent dilution and gave them midstream, which i kinda had to do anyway because it was such a thin small container.


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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: World Spirit]
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Benzalkonium Chloride.

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Get a hold of clean piss and hide that in like a visene bottle and tie it to your fly or your dick.


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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk ...four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: shroommachine]
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I always defeated those home drug tests that my parents would give me by dipping the reservoir in the toilet and tinting the water piss yellow with a little bit of coffee, worked every single time.  I actually got so paranoid about the drug tests because my dad would just spring them on me at the oddest times, I carried around a contact lens cases filled with coffee to do this with.  I got the idea from this guy I worked with who was on supervised probation, he forgot to detox and knew that he was dirty, and he filled his Whizzinator up with luke-warm water and tinted it piss yellow and passed the test, ever since then this is what I rely on when I need to.


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Esse quam videri.

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Simple possession charge.


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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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use a visine bottle to dispense 4 or 5 drops in your piss test and vua lah your clean. easy as cake done it so many times

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: Jockin John C]
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Jockin John C said:
use a visine bottle to dispense 4 or 5 drops in your piss test and vua lah your clean. easy as cake done it so many times


Really any eyedrops that contain Benzalkonium Chloride will work.
(visine or target brand) DO NOT use Clear Eyes.
Read the label.

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
this is good, but in reality u can just drink 2+ gallons of water until u are pissing clear, and then take a strong multivitamin to make it turn yellow. catch mid stream.



i drank a shitload that morning and the night before so i think getting alot out of your system beforehand. also go to the sauna or something. sweat depeletes that shit

i dont think i even reached the two gallong mark that day but i hadnt time to metabolize enough to need that much, and removed a lot of it, it was multivitamin stuff plus extra b vitamin. dilution is easy when you take creatine also


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Remember to always courtesy flush

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: World Spirit]
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It is true that Vaisine works on an assay test in its own way.

Don't make me break out the book that says so.

The books name is Urine-trouble.

OOoh and you don't drink it, you add it to your sample.


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Edited by GabbaDj (08/09/09 10:48 PM)

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: GabbaDj]
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GabbaDj said:
It is true that Vaisine works on an assay test in its own way.

Don't make me break out the book that says so.

The books name is Urine-trouble.

OOoh and you don't drink it, you add it to your sample.


If you drink it it will give you diarrhea. Not recommended.
Who the fuck thought you should drink it?

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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
GabbaDj said:
It is true that Vaisine works on an assay test in its own way.

Don't make me break out the book that says so.

The books name is Urine-trouble.

OOoh and you don't drink it, you add it to your sample.


If you drink it it will give you diarrhea. Not recommended.
Who the fuck thought you should drink it?


Can't you read?


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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
I think it's kind of sexy and hip that we live in a culture/society that TESTS OUR WASTE MATTER for "drugs"

:smile:



Sexy and Hip?    Hmmm if you mean sexy as in intrusive and hip as in illegal then your right.

The things they can find out about you through your piss should concern you, especially when many places pay for testing through their medical insurer.


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Re: Unique Ways to Defeat A Drug Test! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Dont know if its unique but 'omni' or omniclean has worked for me in a pinch. Had to drink it hot once, not recommended but you gotta do what you gotta do.


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