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Shroomism
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Watermelon

#10828658 - 08/09/09 04:36 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

Is the fucking BUSINESS

One of the best fucking fruits around :laugh:

:laugh:

Soooooo satisfying.

I just went to trader joes and got 2 seedless watermelons.
I cut one in quarters, grabbed a knife and devoured that whole fucker in like 5 mins.

Watermelon number 2.. you are next!!

I could eat this shit all day

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pmb
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Shroomism]
#10828679 - 08/09/09 04:40 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

I love watermelon too, It's so light and juicy. I will cut a whole one up in chunks and much away till its gone.

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Morgenstern
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Shroomism]
#10828732 - 08/09/09 04:55 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

This should clear things up a bit.

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SRHooM
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Morgenstern]
#10828740 - 08/09/09 04:57 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

Mataspore said:

This should clear things up a bit.

:rofl2:

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the bizzle
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: SRHooM]
#10828792 - 08/09/09 05:08 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

:facepalm:

that's not right, but it did have me laughing my ass off :lol:

:lol:

its just so rediculous, how could it not be funny

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WakeboardrB
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Shroomism]
#10828858 - 08/09/09 05:18 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

So you just ate like two pounds of natures tastiest laxative.

Good luck!

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Re: Watermelon

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#10828875 - 08/09/09 05:22 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

i have one growing in my greenhouse right now!

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Shroomism
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#10828918 - 08/09/09 05:31 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

WakeboardrB said:

So you just ate like two pounds of natures tastiest laxative.

Good luck!

:yesnod:

And I'm about to eat 2 more lbs.

Oh man tomorrow is going to be great. Or tonight.

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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Shroomism]
#10828973 - 08/09/09 05:41 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

damn you're gonna piss yourself.

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alternatereality
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: drizzle7788]
#10829099 - 08/09/09 06:03 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

Watermelon is my favorite thing when I'm really high.
Cures cottonmouth and it's fucking delicious.

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AcidTG

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Re: Watermelon

[Re: alternatereality]
#10829123 - 08/09/09 06:07 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

fucking awesome for curing cottonmouth, and tastey as fuck :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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niteowl
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: AcidTG]
#10829155 - 08/09/09 06:14 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

I ate a cantaloupe the other day that was :aweoverdose:

:aweoverdose:

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Re: Watermelon

[Re: niteowl]
#10829171 - 08/09/09 06:17 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

Ugh I hate cantaloupe.

Watermelon ftw though! What's all this about laxative? I've never noticed that effect.

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Shroomism
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Brugman]
#10829187 - 08/09/09 06:20 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

Pretty much all fruits are a natural laxative to some extent.. some more than others.

That's a good thing though.

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Re: Watermelon

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#10829189 - 08/09/09 06:20 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

Oh okay. Not like blow your asshole out kinda stuff.

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Shroomism
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Brugman]
#10829200 - 08/09/09 06:22 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

No, more like.. healthy clean shits that come out in 5 seconds.
Eat your fruits and vegetables.

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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Brugman]
#10829208 - 08/09/09 06:23 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

mataspore is a troll , here is the ORIGINAL VIDEO

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Morgenstern
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: ravenshield420]
#10829281 - 08/09/09 06:33 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

They act is if hiphop is the only...Uhggg wHateVER!

They need to stop crying.

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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Shroomism]
#10829317 - 08/09/09 06:39 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

Shroomism said:

Is the fucking BUSINESS

One of the best fucking fruits around

Soooooo satisfying.

I just went to trader joes and got 2 seedless watermelons.
I cut one in quarters, grabbed a knife and devoured that whole fucker in like 5 mins.

Watermelon number 2.. you are next!!

I could eat this shit all day

are you black?

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Shroomism
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Re: Watermelon

[Re: Neuron]
#10829329 - 08/09/09 06:40 PM (17 years, 20 days ago)

No, I'm the whitest white boy you've never met.

But grats on the stereotype

Wait.. do black people even go to trader joes? I'm trying to think if I've ever seen one there..

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