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The best place to pet a cat?
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What do you think the best place to pet a cat is? I think it's the following:

In descending order
tip of chin, chin, behind the jaws, behind the ears,  tail, stomach, neck, back, legs. 

At least, that's what i subject to skelator when i pet him. 





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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Phychotron]
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back of neck, under chin.

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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Phychotron]
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alot of cats have aloose vertabre ting where thee tail meets there spine on there lower back
some cats love it when you pet them there

others seem not to care


the cheeks are always a favorite
and the side of the head


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: norml840]
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This has to be the stupidest thread I've seen besides that banana peels one.


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: notapillow]
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Give otd a try.


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: twboss]
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It doesn't matter where you pet the cat because as soon as you start the cat will position itself so that it's ASS is where your hand is petting- making you touch it's ass.

seriously. I avoid petting cats for this reason
:catman:


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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mabye they just find you attractive?


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Phychotron]
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id have to say petsmart or maybe a zoo


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Let them smell your hand so they can get your scent first, they normally do this to each other so they know who they are my smell (not their hands of coarse).


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: TsalagiSpirit]
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each cat has unique preferences
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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: the bizzle]
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Yep, i always let an animal smell me out.


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Phychotron]
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right above the anus


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Coaster]
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i'd have thought bullseye, not above centre just to the right:vaped:

i use that graemlin cause i like it,not because i have a vape,i dont

bongongo

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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: filthee]
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lol i made that grem when i was sooooooooooooooooooo fucking faded


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Coaster]
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:lol:
it's the most expressive one here and i love redeye

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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: filthee]
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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Coaster]
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After spending 50 hours of community service petting cats at the local humane society... I have deducted that after letting the cat smell you our, right behind the ears tends to be a win spot for all kittehs.
Also the spot near their tail on their back always gets you some odd looks... I think it makes them horny or something :lol:,
but they tend to like it... alot :thumbup:


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: twighead]
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Right between the shoulderblades.

Under the chin.

Between the ears.

Base of tail.

Tummy.

My cat loves all of these, but if you try to pet her, like drag your hand from her neck to her tail, she will bite your fucking hand off.


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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Phychotron]
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My cat Felix doesn't like when you pet him anywhere but around the head. He'll actually start hissing at you if you pet his back, and starts biting if you touch his tummy!



My other cat, Fiona, absolutely LOVES the attention of getting pets. She will come up on my lap and start petting herself by rubbing her head all around my hands. Doesn't matter where you pet her, either!



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Re: The best place to pet a cat? [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I just asked the cat I don't have, and it says "the balls" are definitely the best place to pet a cat.


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