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Joe Morgan
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First inning and already he is bringing out every once of bile I have in my body.  First, Wright swings and misses strike three and the abysmal moron says that if the pitch was a strike he would have hit it.  Nice crystal ball, you dumb twat.  If I was 23 years old, was 6'4" 225 and ran the 40 in 4.25 seconds I would be in the NFL.  At least.  Then he lauds Sheffield for making a grotesquely wild swing on another pitch fifty feet out of the zone because he is the only power threat.  Not if he swings like that, he isn't.  Then, when Cora goes first to third, he says that he can now score on a fly ball.  Error, retard.  There's already two outs.

Oh, and he loves the backpatting by the Mets after they suck cock in the first.  He is such a fucking moron that it wobbles the mind.


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Re: Joe Morgan [Re: zappaisgod]
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:lol:

Totally true, but it's really not even sporting though, he's such a fucking idiot.


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Re: Joe Morgan [Re: Madtowntripper]
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He's so stupid he makes me want to punch myself for being the same species.


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