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mofuggin ground squirrels
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so these assholes are eating my garden... including my gigantum poopies(it ate my 3 biggest ones) and my pomagranate and tomatoe and cabages. so now i have to KILL them. there are about 6 and so far i shot about 4 with my pellet gun.  mostt of them limp away nd i never find their body but one was only poking his head out and wam. bullseye aand that was disgusting. its head practically came off.

my question is theyre getting smarter and running when they here or see me. i know about where there holes are but what do i use as bat?


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My old Papaver Somniferums var. Gigantum and my Passion Flower...

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: fatso]
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I use 7 dust to keep bugs and shit of my veg garden.


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: fatso]
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you could like, try to feed them instead of kill em.  buy some bird seed for like $5, and set up some water.  i bet they are eating your garden just because your such a anti nature bitch


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
you could like, try to feed them instead of kill em. 



he's already feeding them


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: Prisoner#1]
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use your garden as bait just wait till they come around again i suggest shooting them from your window and pop those mofuggin squirrels

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: Prisoner#1]
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ya seriously. fuggin poppies and pomagranattes. and im not an anti nature bitch. normally i would feelbad about killing stuff but these things are costing me money and killing stuff i took time and effort to germinate just so some nasty ass ground squirrel can eat it. those things seriously look like fucking mutant rat/tree squirrel hybrid that did meth and started chewing and ripping all the hair of its tail until  it looked just as gross as a rat.

and theres a wall blocking the view to shoot them


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: fatso]
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its called a chipmunk, and you are an anti nature bitch.  im sure you look just like a mutant rat/tree squirrel hybrid with a really big head too


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: makaveli8x8]
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wow your really funny and clever. and you don't know me or what they look like. you don't know what the fuck you're talking about so just shut the hell up before you make yourself sound like even more of a dipshit who thinks he knows everything. ive seen motherfucking chipmunks and wouldnt shoot those. these are 3 times bigger and look nothing like a goddamn chipmunk.



PS i looked up your family tree


    MOM                                  DAD
    :methisgood:                    :stoney:

 

UNCLE SAMWELL                  makaveli8x8
:whatwhat:            :sperms:        :bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: fatso]
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play nice children


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: Prisoner#1]
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i dont wanna hahaha


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: fatso]
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so your saying you have squirrels that don't look like squirrels, and that you'll shoot a squirrel but won't shoot a chipmunk, all because why?  because they were hungrey and needed the food more than you....but your clearly not anti nature tho right...because you won't shoot a chipmunk


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: fatso]
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this ground squirrel thread took a turn for the worse (worst?)

try poisoning them if they're really that much of a problem.


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: skunkape]
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:sniper:  :guns:  :minigun:  :chainsaw:  :laser:  :machinegun:  :rockets:  :matrix2:  :whack:  :backstab:  :slitwrist:  :flamethrow:  :suicidebomber:  :grenade:  :scarface:  :yarly:


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
because they were hungrey and needed the food more than you


*hungry


who says they needed the food more than him, let the little
bastards plant their own garden so he can com in and destroy
all their hard work and then they'll know how it feels


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: Prisoner#1]
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i say of course, and they have been planting their own gardens for as long as they have inhabited the earth.  they plant nuts in the ground to preserve them, as well as so they germinate so they are easier to open, however they don't find them all and as a result new tree's with nuts grow....except you have 60 million people who cut these tree's down just because they don't like looking at them.  we've been fucking up there gardens....


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
i say of course, and they have been planting their own gardens for as long as they have inhabited the earth.  they plant nuts in the ground to preserve them, as well as so they germinate so they are easier to open, however they don't find them all and as a result new tree's with nuts grow....except you have 60 million people who cut these tree's down just because they don't like looking at them.  we've been fucking up there gardens....


:bitch:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
i say of course, and they have been planting their own gardens for as long as they have inhabited the earth.  they plant nuts in the ground to preserve them, as well as so they germinate so they are easier to open, however they don't find them all and as a result new tree's with nuts grow....except you have 60 million people who cut these tree's down just because they don't like looking at them.  we've been fucking up there gardens....



im not a redneck. i dont go around cutting down trees.  and im sure they dont need it. there is plenty of food all around the neighborhood or they could go 100 feet into a huge thriving  forest with TONS of acorns and berries. they want it because pomagranates and tomatoes taste better than fucking pinecones and grass or whatever the fuck those scum eat.  and they want my poppies because theyre bored and wanna get high.

and yea ill shoot a squirrel but not a chipmunk because i dont have any problems with chipmunks. theyre not causing me any harm


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: fatso]
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ill keep that in mind the next time i see you going through the apple's at the grocery


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: makaveli8x8]
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how did nobody else mention this... they ate your POPPIES and are still alive!?  Some serious tolerance squirrel/chipmunk thing


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Re: mofuggin ground squirrels [Re: makaveli8x8]
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ya i know seriously!

makaveli8x8 said:
ill keep that in mind the next time i see you going through the apple's at the grocery


keep what in mind exactly? that people grew the apples TO SELL TO OTHER PEOPLE AND MAKE MONEY? helping people make a living by buying their goods isnt harming them last time i checked. i grew these for my personal consumption and the squirrels sure as hell aren't paying me for the stuff, and if they were then that would be a completly different siuation.


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