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OfflineFungi_x
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Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed
    #6706959 - 03/24/07 04:43 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

I'm getting all the squirrels hooked on my feed. What can I use that cheaper that coke?

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6706974 - 03/24/07 04:50 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Tobacco?

Caffeine?

Viagra?


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: ThreePieceSuit]
    #6706976 - 03/24/07 04:50 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Nitrous

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6706979 - 03/24/07 04:51 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

How about you send me your coke and ill send you some squirrel feed soaked in coffee? deal?

I would say oxycontin but thats way more expensive than coke. You could send me that as well.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #6707083 - 03/24/07 05:26 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

that shit they put in fast food

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: moon_glue]
    #6707089 - 03/24/07 05:28 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

moon_glue said:
that shit they put in fast food




chicken fries i wish i could quit you.

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: moon_glue]
    #6707107 - 03/24/07 05:35 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

MSG?

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6707117 - 03/24/07 05:38 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Caffeine would be best.

It's cheap, legal, and easy to measure dose.

Just get those 200mg pills and start testing to see how much is the limit for squirrel ODing.

That, or nicotine, you don't even really need to put it in the feed, squirrels will eat cigarettes and become addicted all on their own.

I hope someone can find me linkage to it, ^that^ actually happened, it shocked researchers to find that a whole park of squirrels had become addicted to cigarette butts.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6707187 - 03/24/07 05:59 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

sunflower seeds and peanuts.

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6707191 - 03/24/07 06:01 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Am I the only person who thinks this idea is extremely fucked up? :confused:


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Silversoul]
    #6707206 - 03/24/07 06:06 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

It's just a little experimentation on rodents.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Wasteland]
    #6707215 - 03/24/07 06:14 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Get a trap and put peanut butter on it to trap a squirrel and then train it and carry it around in your pocket.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6707313 - 03/24/07 06:57 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Squirrels are fast when sober, I couldn't imagine a coked up, or better yet methhead squirrel :shocked:.  Definitely funny, but unethical as well.  :thumbup::thumbdown:


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: funkyjunky]
    #6707320 - 03/24/07 06:59 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Give it some bud butter that way you can catch it.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Silversoul]
    #6707394 - 03/24/07 07:27 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Silversoul said:
Am I the only person who thinks this idea is extremely fucked up? :confused:




No, I'm with you on that one...


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Silversoul]
    #6707399 - 03/24/07 07:30 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Silversoul said:
Am I the only person who thinks this idea is extremely fucked up? :confused:


But funny.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: skeeter]
    #6707547 - 03/24/07 08:28 PM (17 years, 9 days ago)

well it sounded like you where jokenig but people had some great ideas. i dont think i would do that. i would more likely to be catching the squirral and smokeing him out with trees or just geting him to eat some acid or shrooms.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #6707908 - 03/24/07 11:11 PM (17 years, 8 days ago)

I just want all the animals to come to my place to eat. Thanks for all the good ideas!

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6708160 - 03/25/07 12:28 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

Fungi_x said:
I just want all the animals to come to my place to eat. Thanks for all the good ideas!



LOL...This is entrapment!


By the way, if you do that to the squirrels with the silly intention you have im sure the universe will find a way uf fucking you right back. Giving them drugs say, to heal them or something is one thing, giving them drugs to bring them to your house for your own visual appeasal is another thing.... Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe, but i'm pretty sure you are joking around anyways so it's all good..

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Spirit_Warrior]
    #6708179 - 03/25/07 12:34 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

Then fact is, if they realize a human being is giving them the source of their addicition, and the human being stops,

They will attack human beings trying to get more.
:lol:
If this operation were done on a grand scale, the chaos would be priceless.


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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Wasteland]
    #6708214 - 03/25/07 12:43 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

What happens when one day you cant deliver what he needs and your ravenously attacked by a spun-out squirrel!?!??

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: AKSE]
    #6708322 - 03/25/07 01:17 AM (17 years, 8 days ago)

A funny video for Youtube.

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: fredward]
    #6709431 - 03/25/07 12:18 PM (17 years, 8 days ago)

lol :rofl2:

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6709622 - 03/25/07 01:26 PM (17 years, 8 days ago)

The poor lil squirrels would have a heart attack from stimulants! MSG seems the best haha.

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Re: Cocaine laced Squirrel Feed [Re: Fungi_x]
    #6709802 - 03/25/07 02:29 PM (17 years, 8 days ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
As established in earlier threads, the Shroomery frowns on discussing to drug up animals on the reality level.

To do so without veterinasry knowledge and dosage control is animal cruelty. The thought to deliberately addict animals to drugs for your entertainment might seem funny at first glance, but the bottom line is that its animal testing without science, which is cruelty to animals plain and simple.

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