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Squirrels high on crack cocaine
#4803974 - 10/14/05 03:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just heard a news report on TV that they're finding squirrels high on crack in London.
The little critters are digging the stuff up out of drug dealers gardens! 
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK]
#4803984 - 10/14/05 03:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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a crack garden?
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: wrestler_az]
#4804003 - 10/14/05 03:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The dealers are burying the crack in their gardens and the squirrels are digging it back up and smoking the stuff 
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK]
#4804010 - 10/14/05 04:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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crackheads
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: wrestler_az]
#4804057 - 10/14/05 04:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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there is a post over that in the news forum
Edited by lechuck (10/14/05 04:16 PM)
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK]
#4804076 - 10/14/05 04:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just wait till the squirrels start dealing
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: ivi]
#4804082 - 10/14/05 04:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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or people start smoking squirrels
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK]
#4804094 - 10/14/05 04:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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This calls for a link dude.
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: lechuck]
#4804099 - 10/14/05 04:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I didn't realize Veggie had already posted it, I never check the news forum 
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veggie said: South London squirrels after different kind of stash October 8, 2005 - The Guardian
If they are not launching themselves at you in drug-fuelled desperation, their bloodshot eyes are searching for their next fix, pink paws scrabbling in the ground. Sometimes they seize upon a rock of crack hidden in front gardens, and scarper to feed their addiction.
Squirrels in south London could have become addicted to crack cocaine, say residents of Brixton, who suggest the rodents have dug up drugs buried by dealers or nibbled residues of crack on pipes and vials discarded by addicts.
According to internet legend, crack squirrels have terrorised residents in New York and Washington. But is the Brixton crack squirrel real or an urban myth? The Guardian began its search for the freebasing fiend near the local cinema. "They used to hang out in the little park in front of the Ritzy, twitching ... dancing to music only they could hear and generally creating a malevolent ambience," Londoner Rik Abel wrote in his blog. Ritzy regulars were less sure. "I've never seen one," said a staff member. "But there might be crack foxes around too."
On Brixton Hill, Bim is not surprised by the spectre of the Brixton crack squirrel. "I've only been released from prison today but I've heard about the squirrels. They are scoffing all the crack, more stoned than me. Have you ever seen cats with hash? Cats always go for hash."
There is no sign of a squirrel half-crazed on Class As along Coldharbour Lane or Rush Common - but, finally, a possible sighting. "I've just seen one jump down from an old sunflower by the Seventh Day Adventist church," said Reg Throssell. "I locked eyes with it and it stared back at me really confidently. It was scavenging and it looked scrawny."
But Brixton crack squirrels need not worry about the police yet. "I've no knowledge of that at all," said a Scotland Yard spokesman, firmly.
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK] 1
#4811018 - 10/16/05 01:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
I didn't realize Veggie had already posted it, I never check the news forum.
Well, you should check the news forum. At least once a day. 
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: veggie]
#4811209 - 10/16/05 02:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'll make conscious effort to check it at least once a day from now on 
BTW, good to hear it eventually turned up. My bad on the addy 
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK]
#4811213 - 10/16/05 02:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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wheres those pictures?
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: ivi] 1
#28013234 - 10/23/22 08:41 PM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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Quote:
ivi said: Just wait till the squirrels start dealing
That would be nuts ;-)
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: alien-hybrid]
#28013259 - 10/23/22 08:59 PM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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You necromanced a 17 year old thread.
You basically found crack in a garden in London. Cool that at least one poster in this thread is still active though.
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: christopera]
#28013288 - 10/23/22 09:13 PM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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christopera said: You necromanced a 17 year old thread.
You basically found crack in a garden in London. Cool that at least one poster in this thread is still active though.
I just couldn't resist the pun. And you're right, 17 years. In fact, here's the original story as published in the Guardian Cocaine squirrels in South London
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: alien-hybrid]
#28013436 - 10/23/22 11:40 PM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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Today i was actually thinking it would be sweet to see a squirrel mosh pit Like a bunch of little punk squirrels I bet it would be nuts
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK]
#28013501 - 10/24/22 01:42 AM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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the good old days
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: Bi0TeK]
#28013896 - 10/24/22 11:17 AM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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bright eyed and bushy tailed
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Re: Squirrels high on crack cocaine [Re: wrestler_az]
#28013985 - 10/24/22 12:22 PM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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They'll fill up old cars and the walls of houses with fruit pits and different seeds...
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