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Kymatica
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
#10325449 - 05/12/09 01:53 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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any takers?
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Kymatica]
#10325451 - 05/12/09 01:55 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe a few grams at most. Don't look like he's got much in the way of upper body strength
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Entropymancer]
#10325460 - 05/12/09 01:58 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Kymatica]
#10325465 - 05/12/09 01:59 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think the real question here is...
How far would a man go for a mango?
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Kymatica]
#10325466 - 05/12/09 01:59 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Kymatica]
#10325467 - 05/12/09 02:00 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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1 metric ass ton.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Kymatica]
#10325473 - 05/12/09 02:00 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn, beat me to it.
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Kymatica
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: UnholyChild666]
#10325484 - 05/12/09 02:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
UnholyChild666 said:
Quote:
* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.
Brilliant!!!
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Kymatica]
#10325488 - 05/12/09 02:06 AM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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42
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Serial] 1
#25414842 - 08/26/18 03:10 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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Indeed it is 42!
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: twighead]
#25415114 - 08/26/18 05:24 PM (5 years, 6 months ago) |
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twighead,
Why do You seemingly love 42 pieces of wood chucked by woodchucks enough to commit en masse necromancy of all woodchuck related threads? Your affinity for this analogous beaver seems to be contagiously skyrocketing.
Calm Your heels a bit.
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