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voidjester_entheo
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
#23901909 - 12/06/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have figured out the answer.
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: voidjester_entheo] 1
#23901911 - 12/06/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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the correct answer is "all of it"
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voidjester_entheo
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23901926 - 12/06/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wouldn't such a thing depend on the relative capacities of the woodchuck in correlation with how much wood is at its disposal to be chucked as well as it's size? The environment would matter too, such as how many trees are within its general proximity, thus calculation of the wood trajectory would need to be considered.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: voidjester_entheo]
#23901936 - 12/06/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Size of wood is relative in relation to quantity. Pound per pound wood chucking is an art and can only truly be judged by true rodent carpenters.
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voidjester_entheo
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23901955 - 12/06/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Could One woodchuck effectively & efficaciously chuck 81 logs of wood each measuring 18 inches in length, essentially all of it?
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: voidjester_entheo]
#23901956 - 12/06/16 11:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've got a suit and a log you can munch on if you want to put this to the test.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: voidjester_entheo]
#23901961 - 12/07/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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all the wood that he could, would that he should
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Ezuma]
#23901967 - 12/07/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Lucis]
#23901990 - 12/07/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not quite, you forgot to divide by fucks given.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#23902185 - 12/07/16 03:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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but if you gave a fuck it would just cancel out
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: voidjester_entheo]
#23902328 - 12/07/16 06:10 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought it was how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck*
No biggie smalls, but still...
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: shadyy]
#23902463 - 12/07/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#23902466 - 12/07/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hi
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: voidjester_entheo]
#23902468 - 12/07/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
voidjester_entheo said: I have figured out the answer.
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.
If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23902471 - 12/07/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Cowb0yNeal00 said: Hi
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#23902473 - 12/07/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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y= 4.71x+7^4 wood
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23902482 - 12/07/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: shadyy]
#23902537 - 12/07/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Probly 4 or something.
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: shadyy]
#23902731 - 12/07/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
i hate liz said: They look so chill...

hitler looks chill?
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Re: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23902756 - 12/07/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cut. It. Out.
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