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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Yeah, one time i even heard someone point to me and say "THAT GUY IS A JEW"

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
OP, was she drunk? Drunk women are fucking stupid.

I was harrassed by a group of drunk women friday night. I biking, and at a stoplight, i obviously stopped. On the sidewalk were these three incredibly drunk blonde girls. One of them yelled "HEY BOY! HEY CUTE BOY!" and turned to her friend and yelled "DO U WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE BOY ON THE BIKE?!?!?" and when the light turned green i started to go and she yells "THANKS A LOT BOY, THANKS A FUCKING LOT"



DSHSB. Problem solved.

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Sadly, I bet I could have if i whipped it out. They were so drunk they were literally falling over themselves

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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hey faggot, get a haircut

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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What if he's bald?

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:shoosh:

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:ilold:

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
she totally wants you
next time you see her whip your dick out



That and say "Here, have some cawk, whatever your name is!" :thumbup:

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sometimes subtle things like that can be signals. But you never know with women.

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Re: think this chick likes me or something? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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When you see her, grab her by the shoulders and push her to the knees. Then, tell her to open her mouth. After that, unzip your pants and pull your dong out. Lay it on her forehead and go, "what's my name bitch!?"

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