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Stink up the house everytime I have a wank
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Every time I have a wank I stink up half the house for some reason. Even when I don't sweat half the house stinks of sweat. Its not an ordinary sweat smell either its a real pungent rubbery smell and sometimes it even smells like gas. What the hell am I doing wrong? Does this just mean I have tons of toxins in my sweat or something? I have a shower straight afterwards but I still leave the house stinking.

I should mention that this mainly happens when I'm Ritalin because the shit makes me horny as hell. When I'm off Ritalin I only masturbate once every 3 days and I don't seem to stink the place up.

Any suggestions?

Edited by MercuryDrinker (02/19/09 05:03 PM)

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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: MercuryDrinker]
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Well does it happen any time you sweat or just when you wank? It's probably the smell of your umm... product. Which from what I'm told is heavily affected by your diet and probably any medication you're on as well.


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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: MercuryDrinker]
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How long of sessions are you running? Maybe cut it down a bit. It ends the same anyway - you bust a nut. I used to drag it on and realized how stupid it was so now I just get it over with.

Otherwise you could try it IN the shower, like a lot of other people do...I myself find it difficult sometimes.

If you can't do either of those, light a candle or something.

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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: fazdazzle]
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sounds like you got a dirty wanker, time to get a better soap or stop using spit for lube, the bacteria smells...


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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: MercuryDrinker]
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Father Jack?

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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: F0SS1L]
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F0SS1L said:
Well does it happen any time you sweat or just when you wank? It's probably the smell of your umm... product. Which from what I'm told is heavily affected by your diet and probably any medication you're on as well.


My product (haha) smells fairly rancid. It smells like bleach and I don't exactly put the tissue up to my face but when I stink the house up its an entirely different smell.

Yeah it only happens when I masturbate and its definitely a sweaty smell but at the same time some people think they can smell gas, some people say it smells like some kinda perfume(not in a good way), my mother says dirty socks but to me it has this unique rubbery, stagnent water smell.

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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: fazdazzle]
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fazdazzle said:
How long of sessions are you running? Maybe cut it down a bit. It ends the same anyway - you bust a nut. I used to drag it on and realized how stupid it was so now I just get it over with.

Otherwise you could try it IN the shower, like a lot of other people do...I myself find it difficult sometimes.

If you can't do either of those, light a candle or something.


The ritalin kicks them up a few notches. On ritalin I can go for a few hours if uninterrupted but generally I'd say half an hour. Sober I only go for 15 minutes tops its just when I'm on Ritalin I get obsessed and dont wanna stop. Same thing happens on speed if I have access to some internet porn I get obsessed.

One night when I went home I was still off my head on speed and started to have a "quick" wank and I'm not joking by 2PM next day I was still going. I'd say if I'd gone a bit longer I coulda set a world record. 8 or so hours well spent.

Edited by MercuryDrinker (02/20/09 09:49 AM)

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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: rizingfire]
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rizingfire said:
sounds like you got a dirty wanker, time to get a better soap or stop using spit for lube, the bacteria smells...


Ah thats what it is? I'd say some antibacterial soap should do it then.

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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: Jufin]
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LMAO. FATHER JACK!!!

:peace:
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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: robanero]
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I'd say use your other hand for a wile and see if that helps. If not well you still had fun. Masturbating with the opposite hand is like fuckin a virgin it doesn't quite know what to do.

:peace:
Roban


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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: robanero]
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I started only doing it in the shower and I only have 10 minute showers tops but insanely enough I still managed to stink the place up. I noticed I sweat a fair bit when I sit in the chair in front of the comp maybe thats it. Why does my sweat have such an unusual and pungent odor though? My friend says that we sweat drugs out and they stink. Could that be the case?

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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: MercuryDrinker]
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MercuryDrinker said:
Every time I have a wank I stink up half the house for some reason. Even when I don't sweat half the house stinks of sweat. Its not an ordinary sweat smell either its a real pungent rubbery smell and sometimes it even smells like gas. What the hell am I doing wrong? Does this just mean I have tons of toxins in my sweat or something? I have a shower straight afterwards but I still leave the house stinking.

I should mention that this mainly happens when I'm Ritalin because the shit makes me horny as hell. When I'm off Ritalin I only masturbate once every 3 days and I don't seem to stink the place up.

Any suggestions?


I have now reached enlightenment.


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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: Ginseng1]
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It's the Ritalin. Like Amphetamines it makes your sweat smell really strange and the smell soaks into everything.

When you wank for hours on end, you'll probably end up sweating a great deal. That sweat is going to soak into your clothes and your chair and start smelling up the joint.

It definitely is a unique smell, that's for sure.


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Re: Stink up the house everytime I have a wank [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
It's the Ritalin. Like Amphetamines it makes your sweat smell really strange and the smell soaks into everything.

When you wank for hours on end, you'll probably end up sweating a great deal. That sweat is going to soak into your clothes and your chair and start smelling up the joint.

It definitely is a unique smell, that's for sure.


Yep no doubt about it. It smells kind of like a mixture between mold, gas and rubber. Its far from pleasant but its unique all the same. Swim realized there that it wasn't just everytime he had a wank it was every time he'd come outta the shower he starts to overheat for some reason and starts sweating.

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