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One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm
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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: Bridgeburner]
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I agree with the comment one of the people left...

If it was a man who had done it to a woman, he'd be looking at a terribly long prison sentence.  Lets hope she gets owned in court.

At least he woke up with his dick still attached, though.


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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: DragonChaser]
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:rofl2: i feel bad for the guy but this is hilarious imo.

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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: DragonChaser]
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I bet he blacked out and just dont remember...he probably wanted her to.:shrug:


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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: Platinum]
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anupmne else think the dude was just all bent and couldnt feel shit. so he got all kinky on em with the cutting.

man my brain really runs wit it sometimes lol


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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: AJ4U]
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I don't refer to woman as bitches unless necessary but shes a dumb fucking bitch :lol:

A guy would be thrown in jail and the key would be thrown away even though they don't use keys no more!

edit: I'd slice her throat if I woke up with her still next to be and my body covered in knife wounds. I'd simply take the knife and slash her throat and then call police and make it look like self defense.


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Edited by hpi (02/08/09 05:18 PM)

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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: Platinum]
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Platinum said:
:rofl2: i feel bad for the guy but this is hilarious imo.


Yeah, its hilarious that she scarred him with hundreds of malicious pre-meditated stab wounds, and will probably walk with no jail time...

whereas if he had even made one tiny similar mark on her he'd be in the darkest prison for the rest of his life for torture, assault with a deadly weapon and a ton of other charges that I'm sure they'd tack on since she was a "helpless woman"...

Hilarious indeed...

:rolleyes:


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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: Geomancer]
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Lucky they did not take his kidney. :tinfoil:


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Re: One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [Re: unretarded]
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I'd have that bitch killed.  Fo sho'

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