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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Keep mexican chilli powder on your hands

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
I jack off about once a week or once every 2 weeks after I realized daily ejaculation was depleting my energy and feelings of well-being.  Sometimes more.





No it doesn't man. You're just a hippy dumbshit.

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #15]
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masturbating depletes ones chi and shifts the color of ones aura to a shit-brown tinge

this is scientific fact, so don't argue with me. i learned it from an entity that appeared to me on my last ibogaine trip

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Using heroin is a good way to stop masturbating. Potential side effects of addiction but its works trust me;)

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
this is scientific fact, so don't argue with me. i learned it from an entity that appeared to me on my last ibogaine trip



This is the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Comedy, thy name is douchebag.

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i jack it sometimes..sometimes i don't.  i can go days and weeks sometimes without..and a lot of times i do it at least once a day.

why not do it?  what is wrong about it?  it definitely doesn't hurt me in any way and i like it at night to relax.  i have the best orgasms when i use my imagination and don't watch porn...i watch porn sometimes tho.  i don't even have any saved to my computer tho...i just go to some free site and do my business and then go back to surfing the shroomery.  i don't understand paying for all kinds of crazy porn and having a problem with porn..oh well tho everyone has their poison i understand that.

i see no problem with my jack off habits and i would have no reason to stop at all...it would probably make me all irritable and go crazy if i stopped really...i NEVER get laid so jacking off is very important.

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anon 16 was joking. Anon 10 and Anon 18 are pretty stupid.

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Tape all your fingers together until you have mitten hands.

Give it a week, you'll learn.



:rofl2:

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #15 said:
No it doesn't man. You're just a hippy dumbshit.



And you must be one of those people who knows everything. :yawn:

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Re: How do you quit jacking off? *seriously* [Re: Anonymous #20]
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have sex

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