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Anonymous #1

My friend the Internet Bitch
    #7908633 - 01/21/08 07:41 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

I've got a real world friend.. And he's a great guy. We go years back, we trip together, wonderful.

But..

Put this wonderful person behind a keyboard and set him loose on the www, and he becomes the Internet Bitch from Hell.

Its a Jekyll & Hyde thing, dreadful. On forums, chat and in email he becomes this pedantic, sarcastic, vicious little shit you'd like to bash over the head with his own keyboard.

He systematically harasses certain people, traces their every move on the web in pure unadulterated stalking and tries to get them in trouble on every web community he can trace them to. He publicly posts real names and addresses, discloses personal info distorted in ways to make the other person look bad. He gets banned off forums and returns as malicious puppets to continue his slander.

On chat with real-life friends there is some degree of reality check and he is obnoxious at most. In email however his pedantic, sarcastic, vicious little shit side often emerges in all its unholy glory.

No less than SIX mutual real life friends all agree on this, so it isn't me seeing things. From time to time he's this monstrous inflamed cunt to all of them, no exception.

In real life, he is this great guy. You can't help loving him as a friend. Helpful. Kind. Great guy!

On the Internet, all inhibitions are lost and his invasion of other peoples privacy and his social violations know no boundaries. It is as if he needs the possibility of getting his ass kicked to keep him in check. Unbelievable!

Needless to say I don't hang with him online. No posting together, no chat, no email, no no no, not for over a year now and I'm glad I made that decision. He's a great friend in the real world but a complete jackass online.

It needs mention that my friend has Asperger's Autism. This no doubt is the cause of his complete lack of understanding of social norms and when they are crossed. Among people in the real world he has successfully adapted to a socially acceptable personality, but when there are no environmental cues as to what's a go and what's a no, he becomes the Internet Bitch from Hell.

Its hard for me to reconcile the beloved friend with the internet maniac, its unbelievable this is one person but there is seven of us (including me) who know him online and off, and its really real.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7908642 - 01/21/08 07:47 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Then don't let him be aware of your screen name?


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Anonymous #1

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7908652 - 01/21/08 07:53 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

LOL I changed all my online screen names over a year ago. Those of us who didn't still pay the price from time to time. Some of us are visible in small communities and he has an uncanny ability to trace people down, I guess he uses key phrases or something but I wouldn't put it past him to slip people a keylogger or tracking cookie.

Like many Aspergers he's quite good with computers.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7908686 - 01/21/08 08:14 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

there's only one solution to this problem - drysmash his shitbox  :yesnod:


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Anonymous #4

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7908755 - 01/21/08 08:50 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

:crymeariver:


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Anonymous #5

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7908872 - 01/21/08 09:36 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

yeah, this is the sort of person that you should get blind drunk one night, and tie up to a tree in remote wales.

Naked

Smeared in ewe's heat.

The shepards will find him, if the rams don't first :smile:


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Anonymous #6

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7908937 - 01/21/08 10:01 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

I say turn the tables on him.

When he sees his pic and addy where he doesn't want them then he'll understand.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7909440 - 01/21/08 12:28 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Everyone turns into this on the internet dumbshit. Everyone knows they can talk shit because they arent standing infront of a human meatsheild that can take them down with 2 fingers.


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Anonymous #8

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7910333 - 01/21/08 04:22 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Do you live in Australia?


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Anonymous #9

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7911008 - 01/21/08 06:19 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Everyone turns into this on the internet dumbshit. Everyone knows they can talk shit because they arent standing infront of a human meatsheild that can take them down with 2 fingers.



I can handle myself, and I don't talk shit on the internet.
Most people don't talk shit on the internet, it's the pussies that got beat on regularly at some point that turn into a keyboard rambo.


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Anonymous #10

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7911480 - 01/21/08 07:21 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Do you live in Australia?




i do and i thought the same thing

its the trouble house

some kind of lame attempt at an apology i think but pretentious bullshit is all im getting from the OP


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Anonymous #9

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7913211 - 01/22/08 12:13 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:


Like many Aspergers he's quite good with computers.



I would like an assburger with cheese


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Anonymous #10

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7913303 - 01/22/08 12:37 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

nothing i found regarding assburgers said anything about being good at computers

i now have an understanding why a certain person i suspect coffhankyfecaldilodcoff hates mongoloids and retards and goes round and a fucking round with 'look at my spliffs' posts

theyre kind of competing against each other for a normal life


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Anonymous #11

Re: My friend the Internet Bitch [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7913898 - 01/22/08 09:19 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

you may have noticed that you cannot smell the internet
bitch


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