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for the lolz
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I should probably keep this to myself, but I'm sure someone will get a laugh out of it.

I just had "phone sex" with a 37 year old elementary school teacher / erotica novelist. I've never done the whole phone sex thing before, but this girl (a friend) was just to good to pass on. I'm gonna be telling this story and laughing for years to come.


I'm counting this one as pure win. Enjoy the lolz, there on me.


:foreheadslap:
:woot:


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Re: for the lolz [Re: blewmeanie]
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ONLY win if later on you get laid by her, or if u have fucked her already, then go onto to step two, which is rape her sister, if lacking sister, move onto step three, and proceed to put ice in her ass and pussy and videotape the experience, later on in life write a book on it and become a famous, but hated, millionaire.

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Re: for the lolz [Re: feifen]
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feifen said:
put ice in her ass and pussy and videotape the experience



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Re: for the lolz [Re: blewmeanie]
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Did you get a 'rise' out of it? 

And reach satisfaction?

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Re: for the lolz [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
Did you get a 'rise' out of it? 

And reach satisfaction?


:lol:

Indeed I did.


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Re: for the lolz [Re: blewmeanie]
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You're fast on your way to becoming a lecherous old man, congrats!  :whoo:


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Re: for the lolz [Re: Great Scott]
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:lol: not hardly.


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Re: for the lolz [Re: Great Scott]
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PeyoteZen said:
You're fast on your way to becoming a lecherous old man, congrats!  :whoo:


:rofl2: I dont even know what that word means but it made me laugh


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Re: for the lolz [Re: Almond Flour]
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I frequently laugh at what I don't understand.









:sad:


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Give me struggle, iron, volcanoes...

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Re: for the lolz [Re: Crasher]
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Its the american way


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Re: for the lolz [Re: blewmeanie]
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:lol:





:lol:




:confused:


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Edited by Crasher (12/28/08 11:07 PM)

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Re: for the lolz [Re: Crasher]
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:imslow: <--- the ultimate giggly smiley.
How was that experience for ya?


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