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Need an idea for xmas present
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For my uncle who is in his 51 years old.

I never have a clue what to get him.  He doesn't hardly drink so bottle of whiskey is outta the question.

He has lots of money and his own house so he has everything he needs.

I don't know what I could possibly buy him that isn't complete and utter shite.

I HATE XMAS!:kingcrankey:

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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: Ego Death]
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call the vendor who sells those cheap tickler condoms they have in bar shitter machines.

Get like 100 of em and box it so small they all shoot out everywhere


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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: Irishdrunk]
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and buy yourself a 9mm in case he gets mad


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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: Irishdrunk]
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digital photo frame


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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: AmericanPsycho]
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AmericanPsycho said:
digital photo frame


full of goregallery.com pics


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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: AmericanPsycho]
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Thats not a bad idea actually.

Keep them coming please!:sun:

Hes way to prude for the condom jokes.  He would probably give me a slap.

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Digital photo frames are far to expensive.  :mad2:

Edited by Ego Death (12/09/08 05:42 AM)

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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: Ego Death]
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I don't know how much you are willing to spend on it, but here are a few suggestions.

Name a star after him.

Buy him an acre of terrirtory on the moon.


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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: thebrain]
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bake him some brownies or cookies with just a little tiny bit of weed in them.


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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: truekimbo2]
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coffee, most ppl love coffee and you can just buy him a bag of something expensive


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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: Gr33nTree73]
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I'd love to give him weed but he's anti-drugs.  My other uncle who smokes anything doesn't require me to buy him a present cuz he knows xmas is BS same as me.

Coffee is a good idea.

I've got some stupid little USB vacuum gadget, so far, so he clean his computer.  It was cheap and useful.

Sometimes I feel like saying to everyone lets just agree to not buy each other anything but then I imagine the 5 hour debate and barrage of insults about my festive spirits and think fuck it.

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Re: Need an idea for xmas present [Re: Ego Death]
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Stupid question but what does he like?


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