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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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wow, sorry for like spamming this thread but, anyone notice the ebay shop results?


Shop for: Buttseks

rofl


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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:ilold:

i pray to jebus and the FSM every night for the ability to order buttseks off of ebay!


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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leftysurprise said:
:ilold:

i pray to jebus and the FSM every night for the ability to order buttseks off of ebay!


be careful
you might just end up buying a box that the buttseks came in

tricky ebay fucks


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I am the first person to admit that I'm wrong about something, If I post anything misinforming or misleading, do not hesitate to call me out on it. IF I'm actually wrong, that is. I usually wont post something unless i know it to be 100% true, but mistakes happen.
If you try to tell me i'm wrong about something im positive of, i will argue with you until you stop breathing.

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Re: Getting That Butt *DELETED* [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Deekay]
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I'm saying get her used to anal stimulation on more than one night.

Unless this is just a novelty or something.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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fr33d0mfry said:
leftysurprise said:
:ilold:

i pray to jebus and the FSM every night for the ability to order buttseks off of ebay!


be careful
you might just end up buying a box that the buttseks came in

tricky ebay fucks


haha gross.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Deekay]
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I'd love to give you advice, but every girl I've ever slept with has refused to let me do it in their butt.

So, I'm no help.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: DragonChaser]
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haha.  youve been robbed my friend.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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I like the advice of incorporating the butt stuff over time.  "Surprise, buttseks!" is totally the wrong approach.

First, make sure she has a good quality vibrator.  I would say fuck her doggy style while she uses her toy and then play with her ass while you do it.  Use a finger so she gets accustomed to the feeling.  You can even buy her a small butt plug if you want to make sure the first time you have anal sex it's great success.  Once she cums around to ass play you're on the right crack.

An enema is probably good advice to avoid unwelcome passengers.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: jazzillion]
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My one attempt at teh buttseks ended abruptly with blood, tears, and blue balls.


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By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: jazzillion]
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jazzillion said:
  Once she cums around to ass play you're on the right crack.





so true... so true!


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: circularvortex]
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my weiner doesn't normally fit in there :frown:

girls like to keep those things pretty tight.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: jenns_hot]
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Ya, that was the problem.

She was a tiny little girl, and not to brag, but I pack a decent punch downstairs.  I got it in, but after two slow pumps there was blood...and my night was just ruined.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Deekay]
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Listen to your lady.  If she exhibits discomfort or is hesitant, don't push it and leave it for another day.  Afterall, if she isn't able to relax, she'll clench up and you'll have a really hard time making it work comfortably, period.  The first couple of attempts with my former parter resulted in us holding off. 

One night it just happened to happen.  We were havin' the usual sex in bed, both laying on our sides with me behind her.  'Bout midway through, she reached back and guided me towards her rear end and I slowly drove in.  The natural lubrication from the sex we were having was all that was necessary to facilitate entry.  Perhaps if we would have kept at it longer, more lube would have been necessary... but I mustn't have needed more than five minutes before a satisfactory ejaculation thanks to the sex we had been having up to that point.  No condom, no infection, no visible poop even - and as far as I know she engaged in no preparation beforehand.

Maybe I just got lucky? :shrug:

I'm certainly not very experienced with anal sex.  It was nice to try something new, but I'm plenty happy with or without it.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: geokills]
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I prefer the pussy


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: mozartvicious]
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mozartvicious said:
I prefer the pussy



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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: jenns_hot]
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jenns_hot said:
my weiner doesn't normally fit in there :frown:

girls like to keep those things pretty tight.


i have a hell of a time getting it into my fiancee..... but once its in there,  its pure gold.  :yesnod:


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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To quote a girl I know "The first time I tried anal I hated it, the second time I loved it"

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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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It'll loosen her booty.  :hi5:


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:



It'll loosen her booty.  :hi5:


What the fuck does that stuff do?  When I got to the porn store I see all these little weird elixirs and nobody can offer any information on them except that their incense.  Please explain.

Edit:  NvM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers


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Edited by jazzillion (11/10/08 03:36 PM)

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