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Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB
    #20062597 -

Today one of my Turkish bosses spanked my butt with some sort of plastic tray as he walked by and we all laughed. :smirk: I thought it was really far out. :smirk:

I think in Turkey there's like no sexual connotation to butt-spanking or something, because I don't think he was hitting on me. :smirk:

I think everybody should spank each other's butts more often. :smirk: Doesn't have to be hand-to-butt contact, you could always use anything close by that won't hurt. :smirk:

Nothing like some good ol' butt-spankin' amirite? :smirk:

How the fuck are ya? :smirk:


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
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Edited by spore baby (12/14/14 05:30 AM)

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: spore baby]
    #20062611 -

smbo

(smirk my butt off)


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
    #20062640 -

Lol I rode a mechanical bull the other day and it left many many bruises it looks like I got spanked all over


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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: StellaMagnolia]
    #20062688 -

I wanna ride a mechanical bull sometime. There's one at a local bar around here. I turn 21 in two days, guess I'll have to give it a whirl sometime.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
    #20062697 -

It's a lot of fun, I wanted to ride bulls when I was younger so its been on the top of my to do list for a while lol.


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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
    #20062714 -

Sheekle said:
Today one of my Turkish bosses spanked my butt with some sort of plastic tray as he walked by and we all laughed. :smirk: I thought it was really far out. :smirk:

I think in Turkey there's like no sexual connotation to butt-spanking or something, because I don't think he was hitting on me. :smirk:

I think everybody should spank each other's butts more often. :smirk: Doesn't have to be hand-to-butt contact, you could always use anything close by that won't hurt. :smirk:

Nothing like some good ol' butt-spankin' amirite? :smirk:

How the fuck are ya? :smirk:


Actually from what I understand in that part of the world they have a skewed view on sexuality that's far different from the west.  For instance, it's not seen as homosexual to have sex with men over there.  Apparently they consider sex with men for fun, and women are for marrige. :africaface:

He mighta been givin you the business man. :derfase:

Feeling good as shit about to smoke a bowl.  Somebody post some videos with me, I'm trying to build a trip list for my next trip. Please.  Neat Psychedelic Videos are needed.
Example:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20062723 -

I'd send u the link but I'm on my phone. Look up grateful dead sugaree live 1977 dicks picks. Great song!!! If u like the dead that is hehehe


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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: StellaMagnolia]
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GD rules and diq pix rule

Dick's Picks must be majestic


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
    #20062734 -

It's funny how on the weekends I do nothing because I work but every other night of the week I'm out and about partying or shoving some drug up my nose (jk). But nope Friday and Saturday I'm chillin at home like a loser haha


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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: StellaMagnolia]
    #20062739 -

aw I don't think that makes u a loser

it just makes u luxurious

P.S I'm listening to the 77 sugaree from dicks picks it sounds pretty g00d


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
    #20062746 -

Haha Sheekle u best believe this time next week we will rocking out to Bob Weir FUCK YEAH!!!


Ps- that's my favorite song! listen to brown eyed women from 5/8/77 next


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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
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You guys fail so far, post videos in this LNC. :krankycid:

Like this.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #20062751 -

It's no concidence that video is 4:20 long :awegrow:


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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: StellaMagnolia]
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StellaMagnolia said:
Haha Sheekle u best believe this time next week we will rocking out to Bob Weir FUCK YEAH!!!


fuck yeah is right  :dancingbear:  :bigyesnod:


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
    #20062777 -

I came in here expecting to see some butt spanking... bummer.


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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind.
[url=
]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]
Are you lost?

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Legend]
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BUMmer


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Sheekle]
    #20062785 -

a butt spankin bummer


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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind.
[url=
]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]
Are you lost?

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Legend]
    #20062786 -

a bum-spankin' butter


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Butt Spankin' LNC SMIRK CLUB [Re: Legend]
    #20062797 -

When I first saw this thread I thought it said butt sparklin


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