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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Deekay]
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dry smash her shit box


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Deekay]
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Lube and foreplay... lots of both if it's the first time.

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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: aful]
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finger the butthole first
lots of lube
start with 1 finger, then 2, then 3
then stick it in her pooper!


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Deekay]
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want it to be pleasurable for her? maybe some exctasy. very few girls find sodomy pleasurable.  lotsa lube.  put it off until after she takes a dump.  use a condom, avoid a nasty urinary tract infection.
you're PROBABLY going to pull out an oh henry.
you could administer an enema first, that could be kinky.
don't worry about ANAL foreplay for wetting up the way, it doesn't get wet, but you should think of a way to pleasure her also. I assume you know how to pleasure a woman if shes letting you sodomize her.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Mitchnast]
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Give her some GHB. Then go to town.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: grewya]
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You should give her an enema first, that would probably put both of you a little more at ease. Finger her pussy while you do it, otherwise to her it will probably feel just like taking a dump.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Deekay]
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Deekay said:
Girlfriend is giving up the butt sometime in the immediate future. I need some tips/procedure to make it as pleasurable for her (and not gross for me) so that this isn't a one shot deal and doesn't become some epic fail.


lol.


lots of lube. lots of foreplay. you need to get her really randy before you try.  a little vibrator for her to use at the same time helps too.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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fr33d0mfry said:
finger the butthole first
lots of lube
start with 1 finger, then 2, then 3
then stick it in her pooper!


my fiancee told me that my dick was easier going in that my finger.  guess my hands are too rugged and manly for that..... :lol:


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Ima Trooper]
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i once had a girl like freak out and start crying cuz i couldn't fuck her anal, well, i could, she just couldn't handle it, so she freaked out and started crying, saying shit like "i wanna be your whore, but i can't" and like apologizing over and over.

Totally killed the mood, and it took me like an hour to convince her it was alright... Honestly, why did she have to freak out? I would have been fine with not fucking her in the pooper, and just done some vagwork, but noooooooo, stupid emotions gotta gimme blueballs

sorry lol, kind of off topic-ish


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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leftysurprise said:
fr33d0mfry said:
finger the butthole first
lots of lube
start with 1 finger, then 2, then 3
then stick it in her pooper!


my fiancee told me that my dick was easier going in that my finger.  guess my hands are too rugged and manly for that..... :lol:


or your dick is just really tiny :shrug:
jaykay bro, but you set yourself up for that one :P


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If you try to tell me i'm wrong about something im positive of, i will argue with you until you stop breathing.

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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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i'm surprised nobody has said this: alcohol. 

it's a lot easier for women to relax during anal when they're drunk or at least buzzed.
I just recommend you don't drink with her, or at least not much, so your dingy works right.

it's also probably better if you give her a vaginal/clitoral orgasm first - eat her out and make her cum.  then get some lube and apply generously and you should be good to go.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: jenns_hot]
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I wouldn't just jump to drunken buttsex.

I'd get her used to enjoying anal stimulation first.

Toy, hand. Like, work your way up.

EDIT: Over the course of weeks, I mean. You can't just be like *Pinky* *COCK!*

EDIT2: Or well, you can, but she's never gonna enjoy it. And you might not get it again.


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Edited by Kid_Orgo (11/10/08 09:38 AM)

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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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fr33d0mfry said:
leftysurprise said:
fr33d0mfry said:
finger the butthole first
lots of lube
start with 1 finger, then 2, then 3
then stick it in her pooper!


my fiancee told me that my dick was easier going in that my finger.  guess my hands are too rugged and manly for that..... :lol:


or your dick is just really tiny :shrug:
jaykay bro, but you set yourself up for that one :P


lol not realizing, yes i did set myself up for that one.  but NO.  :grin:

as far as length and girth, im satisfyingly larger than the caucasian american average.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: jenns_hot]
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jenns_hot said:
i'm surprised nobody has said this: alcohol. 

it's a lot easier for women to relax during anal when they're drunk or at least buzzed.
I just recommend you don't drink with her, or at least not much, so your dingy works right.

it's also probably better if you give her a vaginal/clitoral orgasm first - eat her out and make her cum.  then get some lube and apply generously and you should be good to go.


tried and true. i cant believe i didnt think of this......


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Kid_Orgo said:
I wouldn't just jump to drunken buttsex.

I'd get her used to enjoying anal stimulation first.

Toy, hand. Like, work your way up.


for sure
like, have her ride your cock, and spread her cheeks and massage her butthole, using her pussyjuice as lube. Don't go in at first, just kinda play with the anus, get her warmed up xD


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If you try to tell me i'm wrong about something im positive of, i will argue with you until you stop breathing.

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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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Hahaha, Fr33dom, are you jacking it to this convo?


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: fr33d0mfry]
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fr33d0mfry said:
Honestly, why did she have to freak out? I would have been fine with not fucking her in the pooper, and just done some vagwork, but noooooooo, stupid emotions gotta gimme blueballs

sorry lol, kind of off topic-ish


:rofl2:

This thread is fuckin' A.

I've never done anal and I'm quite sure things like "you'll probably pull out an oh henry" have permanently discouraged me from trying.


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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Kid_Orgo said:
Hahaha, Fr33dom, are you jacking it to this convo?


rofl nosir
im trying to give legit advice, whilst laughing my ass off hahahah

im on teh dr00gz


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If you try to tell me i'm wrong about something im positive of, i will argue with you until you stop breathing.

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Re: Getting That Butt [Re: isaacein]
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isaacein said:
fr33d0mfry said:
Honestly, why did she have to freak out? I would have been fine with not fucking her in the pooper, and just done some vagwork, but noooooooo, stupid emotions gotta gimme blueballs

sorry lol, kind of off topic-ish


:rofl2:

This thread is fuckin' A.

I've never done anal and I'm quite sure things like "you'll probably pull out an oh henry" have permanently discouraged me from trying.


ive never pulled out a hershey kiss. and ive had LOTS of buttsex.  :awesome:  dont let these anti-sodomites discourage you.  :lol:

oh and ive never had a UTI either.


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