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Why McCain should win this election.
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Which comb over do you want in office?


VS.

McCain has a very classy comb over while Biden's has definitely slipped to an embarrassing level during the presidential campaign. It's all I can think of when I see him talk for more than a minute or two. His much touted foreign policy 'expertise' will be completely undermined when foreign leaders see his comb over in person. Who will take him seriously?

And on a more serious note, why do all politicians insist on denying they're going bald, going to the most ludicrous lengths (literally) to cover their domes? Have some decency, please. It's bothering me.

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: iamconfused]
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McCain is a straight shooter and he reminds me of Ronald Reagan and John Wayne.

Go McCain.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: iamconfused]
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iamconfused too..no I dont vote either one..:lol:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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b/c thats how they do it
when our generation goes bald we will invent a new bald style look


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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
McCain is a straight shooter and he reminds me of Ronald Reagan and John Wayne.

Go McCain.



Dude I doubt he can even get his dick up to shoot straight.


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"And I don't care if he was handcuffed
Then shot in his head
All I know is dead bodies
Can't fuck with me again"

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: downforpot]
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:lol:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: downforpot]
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shut the fuck up McCain was in a POW camp show some respect.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: Skunk420]
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You know we should really be looking at Biden and Palin for this election, not Obama and McCain.

If Obama wins, somebody is gonna shoot him.

If McCain wins he's gonna fucking die of something or another cus he's just too old...


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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i would have preferred the viets to shoot him down and return our plane back safely


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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
You know we should really be looking at Biden and Palin for this election, not Obama and McCain.

If Obama wins, somebody is gonna shoot him.

If McCain wins he's gonna fucking die of something or another cus he's just too old...



i thnk that there are more crazy ppl who want bush dead than obama, and bush is still alive ya no


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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: circularvortex]
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McCain's mother is still alive, his genes are rock solid. I am confident McCain can live for another 8 years and long enough after 8 years to write a few books, build a library, and make a shit load of money.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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hahahaha they are both a joke! but I predict Obama will win.

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: Skunk420]
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Obama is more of a celebrity than a leader. I have said it before, I will say it again, a racially handicapped celebrity is the last thing this country needs right now.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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I agree I bet he will still win..like i said I dont like either one..haha

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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John McCain is a flip-flopping scumbag.  I hope he gets hit with a bus.

I'm slightly less disdainful about Obama, but I'm still very skeptical...

Ron Paul!


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: circularvortex]
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
Obama is more of a celebrity than a leader. I have said it before, I will say it again, a racially handicapped celebrity is the last thing this country needs right now.



ah shnaz this country isnt ready 4 me


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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: Skunk420]
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Barack Obama is a celebrity?  What does that even mean?  If he's a celebrity then so is McCain, Palin, Bush etc.  Lately I think Sarah Palin has become a bigger celebrity than Obama.

Also you said you like McCain because he reminds you of Ronald Reagan and John Wayne. Both celebrities.

Also I'm not trying to challenge your stance or anything because I'm not sure whether its sarcasm or serious.

Edited by BoneMan (10/13/08 09:55 PM)

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: Coaster]
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I personally believe that I should be president because I am physically, mentally, and racially superior to everyone else.


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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: Why McCain should win this election. [Re: aDoS]
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Oh fuck get this election over with ahhhhhggg..I dont give a fuck who wins..this world is fucked who ever wins anyway..haha
Honestly I think this shit is funny, fuck it is sooo predictable.

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