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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Clearly you have never seen mine.

/unzips.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #13]
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/me leers at #14

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
from what i have heard dicks dont do shit for a chic enless its inside them. so stop sending random pics of your junk on the internet. more than likely your gonna scare them away. maybe works 1 time in 100.


Haha I wonder if this poster was writing about me?

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #11 said:
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Why are the men in porn so fugly?  Are they assuming that porn is only for men, so it won't matter?



Want to know the REAL truth?

Many people who watch a lot of porn don't get nookie because they are insecure. Why the hell make them feel insecure watching porn too by having the girl boned by a demigod?

People watching porn want to have the feeling they could have a go at that girl too. When the guy is some demigod, they feel they cannot compete.



This may be true, but women like to watch porn too, of course most of the mainstream shit isn't made with us in mind.

Also, if they are really so concerned about making men feel less insecure, why the hell does so much porn feature cocks that are so monstrously large that your average woman would actually be put off by them?

I'm not asking for the men in porn to be demigods. I just want to see a guy with a pleasant face, an average, healthy build and a good haircut. For the love of god, enough with the fat-slob-huge-cock or macho-beefcake-huge-cock formula. I want to see good ole hardcore hetero porn in which the man and woman are equally attractive, regular people who have a balanced power relationship. Jesus, it's so vanilla I can't believe how hard it is to find.

You need to watch some amateur porn. www.amateurgalore.net

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #8 said:
  I would not seek out photos of penises.


I wouldnt seek out photos of vag.  I also find the vag to be a rotton horrid wasteland that I would never put my face near.  Why would I? What pleasure would I get by doing so? Dont give me that it's for the chick shit because I dont ask chicks to suck my dick, but hey at least the outside of my dick is cleaner than your vagina.:sun: I  just cut the bullshit and get down to the act that give both pleasure, fucking.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Vaginas are actually quite clean, assuming the woman is in good health. They clean themselves, no effort necessary. There's no vag equivalent to smegma. :birthday:

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Oh, and the vast majority of women don't orgasm from penetration alone. So if you give a shit at all about finishing the job and pleasing your girl, I suggest getting over the hangups and learning to love sticking your face in it.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Manual stimulation of the clitoris is effective for most women, especially if you encourage them to show you how to do it.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #16]
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I think that there's a HUGE difference between not being turned on by looking at a photo of a penis & regarding them as a "Horrid rotting wasteland of evil."  :lol:

I would not expect a partner to go down on me, and would never insist that he do so if it wasn't a turn on for him.  I like giving head, and have had the occasional orgasm from it without any other stimulation, so my partners have never had to insist. :wink:

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #7]
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It may be effective, but it just isn't as good. Think about it, the texture of fingers is far rougher than the texture of tongues. It's like Coors Light vs. Stella Artois. They'll both get you drunk, and Coors is better than nothing when you're hard up, but Stella tastes a hell of a lot better.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Vaginas are actually quite clean, assuming the woman is in good health. They clean themselves, no effort necessary. There's no vag equivalent to smegma. :birthday:


Smegma is defined as a cheese like secretion that comes from the clitoris.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Ok I was wrong but close. Smegma:  A foul-smelling accumulation of sebum and desquaminated epidermal cells, especially the cheesy substance found under the foreskin of the penis and at the base of the labia minor near the clitori

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #17]
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The vagina is not the external female genitalia, it is the internal canal which leads to the uterus.  The vulva is external, and can become dirty & smelly if it is not kept clean.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #7]
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So the vagina is self-cleaning & the vulva is not.  As long as a woman is healthy & takes baths/showers a few times a week, her vulva should not be smelly or horrific.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I'm assuming that you have not been with the girls I have. I literally through up once when I took a girls panties off. The smell was horrific. I defanatly believe that vag was a horrid rotting wasteland of evil. That was a double bag it night.

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Re: Do girls like penises [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Like many other things, there are attractive penises and unattractive ones.  Generally, I prefer the look of an circumcised penis but that's a piss-poor reason to be practicing routine genital mutilation on infants.

Generally, if the guy is healthy, well-groomed (i.e. bathes regularly and keeps his pubes at least *TRIMMED* if not shaved...foot long pubes are nasty), and his dick is healthy, and not bizarrely shaped or something (some curve is normal; a 90 degree angle is cause for concern) or bumpy or overly wrinkly, I'll probably find it attractive.

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