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Anonymous #1

My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

#11209803 - 10/08/09 06:11 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You read the title...I woke up today and my dick was dry as fuck with white dried shit on the base of my head. On the actual head it was all dry and wrinkly...WTF?

I just came back from a road trip where I didn't sower for 4 days and did a bunch of paryting (weed, coke, alcohol, caffeine).

Is this something someone has experience with? I just noticed today I took a shower and it seemed to be fine for a while. But now its got ashy shit again sorta like pealing...

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Anonymous #2

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11209885 - 10/08/09 06:24 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

It's just really fucking dry skin either get moisturizing lotion or chill in a sauna.

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Anonymous #3

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#11210260 - 10/08/09 07:32 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You partied with caffeine omg dude that shit gets me blowwwnn! So much better than coke and alcohol and weed alone!

Also, you have either herpes of dong shingles. Neither can be cured and you'll be dealing with a horribly disfigured member for the rest of your life.

Congrats, bark-dick!

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Anonymous #4

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11210278 - 10/08/09 07:33 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

wash the smegma off your hippie inch, you filthy fuck

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Anonymous #5

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11210291 - 10/08/09 07:35 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Put some lotion on that shit.

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Anonymous #1

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#11210573 - 10/08/09 08:08 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Anonymous #3 said:

You partied with caffeine omg dude that shit gets me blowwwnn! So much better than coke and alcohol and weed alone!

Also, you have either herpes of dong shingles. Neither can be cured and you'll be dealing with a horribly disfigured member for the rest of your life.

Congrats, bark-dick!

caffeine was just for the drive i had to indulge...about 6hours round trip on a 2 day trip. Serious responds please.

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Anonymous #3

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11210628 - 10/08/09 08:15 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #3 said:

You partied with caffeine omg dude that shit gets me blowwwnn! So much better than coke and alcohol and weed alone!

Also, you have either herpes of dong shingles. Neither can be cured and you'll be dealing with a horribly disfigured member for the rest of your life.

Congrats, bark-dick!

caffeine was just for the drive i had to indulge...about 6hours round trip on a 2 day trip. Serious responds please.

Seriously,

You have this: http://treatmentforshingles-info.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/shingles.jpg

On your penis. It may not look exactly like that yet, but it will very soon.

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Anonymous #1

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11210641 - 10/08/09 08:16 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

lmao looks far from it...

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Anonymous #3

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11210663 - 10/08/09 08:19 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

How long has your peeny been ashy?

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Anonymous #1

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#11210779 - 10/08/09 08:35 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

just today

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Anonymous #6

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11210816 - 10/08/09 08:40 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

go upstairs and put on some goddamnt lotion

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Anonymous #3

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11210832 - 10/08/09 08:43 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

That's what I figured.

It usually takes 1-2 weeks for the symptoms of penile shingles to present themselves. I'd recommend seeing a doctor immediately.

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Anonymous #7

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

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#11211095 - 10/08/09 09:18 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

wash the smegma off your hippie inch, you filthy fuck

I agree. It's smegma. Take a shower ya dirty ass hippy. If you shower at least every 2 days you wont get that shit.

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Anonymous #6

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

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#11211187 - 10/08/09 09:32 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

spread it on a crossaint its good stuf.

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Anonymous #8

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #6]
#11211374 - 10/08/09 09:55 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Shit is SO cash

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Anonymous #9

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#11212091 - 10/08/09 11:29 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

^^^Oh God is that OP?

lotions!!

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Anonymous #10

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#11212528 - 10/09/09 12:53 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Cock cancer.

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Anonymous #11

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #10]
#11213438 - 10/09/09 05:58 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

:haha:

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Anonymous #6

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #11]
#11213444 - 10/09/09 06:06 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

wowzerz

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Anonymous #10

Re: My dick is ashy and has white shit all over...it's all scaley

[Re: Anonymous #11]
#11213471 - 10/09/09 06:22 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

He'll die unless he gets it amputated.

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