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Anonymous #6

Re: Snakes Vs. Puppies [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7866312 - 01/11/08 06:23 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

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It definitely is a toss up both have their ups and downs



no it's not  :what:

dogs are for candy asses that need a sense of being loved, who aren't able to get it from other human beings...and snakes are for badass mother fuckers that like to clean up neighborhood strays by turning em into something useful for a change (mainly: food)

there is no 'up side' to a mutt  :snub:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Snakes Vs. Puppies [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7866548 - 01/11/08 07:50 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

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there is no 'up side' to a mutt :snub:



It's hard to train a snake to let you know when your friends are holding, or to point out birds in bushes so you can shoot them, or to bite people in the nuts, or to fetch a beer from the fridge, or to do pretty much anything.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Snakes Vs. Puppies [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7866564 - 01/11/08 07:54 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

so what you're saying is yer a lazy ass that can't get his own damn beer  :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Snakes Vs. Puppies [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7866596 - 01/11/08 08:01 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

oh...I'm sorry - you're actually:

- a greedy friend that mooches offa his buddies
- an idiot that can't find his own birds to shoot
- a douchbag that gets off on inflicting pain in the most holys of holy
AND
- a lazy fuck that can't get his own damn beer





why does it not surprise me that you're also a dog person to boot  :shake:


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Anonymous #14

Re: Snakes Vs. Puppies [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7866629 - 01/11/08 08:08 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

I was hoping for a video of a snake eating a puppy :thumbdown:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Snakes Vs. Puppies [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7873726 - 01/13/08 02:55 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
Which one's better and why? I vote puppies because they're really cute and smell like rainbows.

I think snakes suck because they look like a big dick and shoot caustic venom at your face permanently disfiguring you.

Exhibit One:



Exhibit Two:






This HAS to be liz.  I don’t think there is anyone else here ignorant enough to spew out a false info like that.


First of all the snake pictured isn’t venomous.

Secondly, the VAST majority of pet snakes are non venomous.  In fact many more humans are killed every year by pet dogs than pet snakes.

Venomous snakes are controlled and can only be kept by licensed keepers legally.


Now someone might have told your gullible obese ass that they had a venomous snake as a pet.  If so the were probably lying or just as stupid as you are.

Quit spreading miss information and go stuff your fat face with Twinkies.




Liz here - #1, I don't like twinkies, but thanks.  The fat jokes are super original, really :rolleyes:

#2 - I'm a lot of things, but not ignorant.  I didn't post this thread.  I think snakes make great pets as long as you're responsible and knowledgeable as an owner, same with any other animal.  :shrug:


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