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Anonymous #1

Pissing in the sink
    #7775753 - 12/18/07 10:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Does anyone else pee in the sink?

I do. All the time.


What about shower, that seems like a no brainer, but people still give me a weird look when I mention it. Why the fuck not?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7775767 - 12/18/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oliveplume here.

I piss in the sink every morning while brushing my teeth. I'm really tall, so my penis is arched perfectly for such jobs.

2 birds with one stone.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775786 - 12/18/07 10:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

had a friend who was groggy drunk and went in the wrong door and pissed all over my roommate LOLOLOLOL

was really funny at the time OOPS


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Anonymous #1

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775794 - 12/18/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

OP here.

I am very tall too, and it just seems much easier and cleaner, because there isn't such a big fall preventing any kinda of miss or spray.

I started doing it 3 years ago living with some new room mates. The place we were staying had the sinks outside the bathroom, and sometimes I had to go.

It's stuck with me ever since.

Yeah, I know im fucked up...just curious who else is though.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775801 - 12/18/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

had a friend who was groggy drunk and went in the wrong door and pissed all over my roommate LOLOLOLOL

was really funny at the time OOPS


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Anonymous #1

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7775807 - 12/18/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

OP here.

I am very tall too, and it just seems much easier and cleaner, because there isn't such a big fall preventing any kinda of miss or spray.

I started doing it 3 years ago living with some new room mates. The place we were staying had the sinks outside the bathroom, and sometimes I had to go.

It's stuck with me ever since.

Yeah, I know im fucked up...just curious who else is though.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775810 - 12/18/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

had a friend who was groggy drunk and went in the wrong door and pissed all over my roommate LOLOLOLOL

was really funny at the time OOPS


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Anonymous #1

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7775819 - 12/18/07 10:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wow shroomery going nuts tonight


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Anonymous #2

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7775828 - 12/18/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oliveplume here.

I piss in the sink every morning while brushing my teeth. I'm really tall, so my penis is arched perfectly for such jobs.

2 birds with one stone.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7775830 - 12/18/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

OP here.

I am very tall too, and it just seems much easier and cleaner, because there isn't such a big fall preventing any kinda of miss or spray.

I started doing it 3 years ago living with some new room mates. The place we were staying had the sinks outside the bathroom, and sometimes I had to go.

It's stuck with me ever since.

Yeah, I know im fucked up...just curious who else is though.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775831 - 12/18/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

OP here.

I am very tall too, and it just seems much easier and cleaner, because there isn't such a big fall preventing any kinda of miss or spray.

I started doing it 3 years ago living with some new room mates. The place we were staying had the sinks outside the bathroom, and sometimes I had to go.

It's stuck with me ever since.

Yeah, I know im fucked up...just curious who else is though.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7775832 - 12/18/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

had a friend who was groggy drunk and went in the wrong door and pissed all over my roommate LOLOLOLOL

was really funny at the time OOPS


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Anonymous #2

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775839 - 12/18/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

had a friend who was groggy drunk and went in the wrong door and pissed all over my roommate LOLOLOLOL

was really funny at the time OOPS


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Anonymous #2

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775842 - 12/18/07 10:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oliveplume here.

I am very tall too, and it just seems much easier and cleaner, because there isn't such a big fall preventing any kinda of miss or spray.

I started doing it 3 years ago living with some new room mates. The place we were staying had the sinks outside the bathroom, and sometimes I had to go.

It's stuck with me ever since.

Yeah, I know im fucked up...just curious who else is though.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775846 - 12/18/07 10:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

sink here.

Don't mind when people piss in me, just make sure to washy-washy real good so I don't smell later.

God bless


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Anonymous #5

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7775913 - 12/18/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

toothbrush here.

Fuck you, Oliveplume.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7775949 - 12/18/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
toothbrush here.

Fuck you, Oliveplume.




Oliveplume here.

Just be grateful you weren't the dental floss.

Little bitch.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7775956 - 12/18/07 11:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Toilet here, I can use the time off so I approve of you pissing in the sink.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7777092 - 12/19/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i piss in the sinky nearly everytime I piss. a couple years ago I realized how close a sink resembles a urinal; ever since I've pissed in the sink a lot.

shower, duh


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Anonymous #8

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7777140 - 12/19/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I have at times, pooped in the shower. Like when you know there's one little nugget left in there.... and you dont wanna poo after a shower. Just plop that little guy out by the drain and by the time you're done showering, he's disolved and slipped into the turdy afterlife.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7777185 - 12/19/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's fucking sick, you people are scum bags. Pissing in the sink, shitting in the shower.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7777299 - 12/19/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I have at times, pooped in the shower. Like when you know there's one little nugget left in there.... and you dont wanna poo after a shower. Just plop that little guy out by the drain and by the time you're done showering, he's disolved and slipped into the turdy afterlife.








wtf hahaha:lolz0rz:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7777346 - 12/19/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i usually piss in the sink if im not taking a shit. I clean the bathroom thoroughly everyday so its not a big deal to me. Pooping in a shower? WTF.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7777812 - 12/19/07 02:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
That's fucking sick, you people are scum bags. Pissing in the sink, shitting in the shower.




Your mum.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8931576 - 09/15/08 01:36 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha that's real funny b/c i piss in my upstairs bathroom sink all the time, well i used to. I stopped myself from doing it now b/c i've been doing it for like 3 years now and that's disgusting. Everymorning i'd be too lazy to use the one downstairs that works so i'd just walk down the hall an piss in the sink. I'd use the toilet obviously but it has not been workin in a while and my parents arn't even that worried about fixing it.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8931585 - 09/15/08 01:40 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

It saves water and helps the environment, I do it all the time.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8931617 - 09/15/08 01:54 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

When drunk, i crack the window :smile:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8932020 - 09/15/08 06:49 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i like watching my girl piss in the sink, does that count??? and i like pissing in my girl.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8932029 - 09/15/08 06:57 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I remember when I was little, mustve been in kindergarten my dad told me he pissed in the shower and that it was OK to piss in the shower. So I went around school and told all my fellow students and all my teachers that my dad said that. I had a friend over and my friend asked him about it all like "you pee in the shower?" and he got mad at me for telling everybody.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8932227 - 09/15/08 08:28 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I piss in the shower if I need to go. It is easy, goes down the drain with a bunch of water. Then I start cleaning myself. Why the sink though? That is weird to me.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #8932404 - 09/15/08 09:48 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I am a sink pisser.  i've been doing it for a while.  you don't really have to aim and you don't have to lift up the toilet seat.  urin is sterile so it's not dirty.  my girlfriend finds it repulsive, but never made a big deal about it untill she moved in with me.  I held out for a while then I figgured I would be nice so I started peeing in the toilet.  then she had the nerve to talk shit about the fact that I leave the toilet seat up.  I mean really if I can learn to pee in the toilet she can learn to put the seat down before she goes.  that's some bullshit.  I basicly told her to go fuck herself and that I was going to just start peeing in the sink again.  needless to say she said I was an asshole and had no mannrs and brought up the fact that when we started dating I didn't open doors for her.  I didn't because I didn't grow up around people who did that all of the time and I started doing it for her.  why would you throw that in someones face?  that they changed something about them to make you happier.

back to the peeing in the sink.  I told her that she should start spitting her toothpaste in the toilet because there is so much bateria in her mouth that it's just unsanitary and gross to spit in the sink.  how could she do something like that.  I would also do stuff like stand outside of the shower and pee into it and say hey you pee in the shower so this is pretty normal.  she was pretty enraged by my general disregard for her feelings about the situation.  shortly there after we almost broke up because of all of the bickering.  then she realized that she didn't want to be without me and apologized for being such a cunt.

so if you pee in the sink just remember that your urin is sterile and all of those fuckers that think you're gross propably spit in the sink.  those dirty hypocrites.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #8933531 - 09/15/08 01:47 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Sometimes when I wake up and im all groggy and half asleep I go downstairs and pee into a cup. I then take the cup back upstairs and hold it with my while I take a shower in case I have to pee again. Once I'm done with my shower I pour the pee into a different cup that's already dirty. I brush my teeth and spit into the original cup from downstairs. I dump my toothpaste spit into the toilet and flush, and my cup of pee down the sink and rinse it down. Seems like a lot but it's what I like to do.


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Anonymous #19

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #8933553 - 09/15/08 01:53 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

:rules: No wizzing in the sink!


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Anonymous #20

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #8934737 - 09/15/08 05:34 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Of course I pee in the sink!

Not only is it easier then aiming and peeing in the toilet but it uses no water as opposed to flushing a full toilet bowl after pissing.


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Anonymous #21

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8935073 - 09/15/08 06:32 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I'd been peeing in the sink since I was tall enough to do so.  It was thoroughly ingrained into my unconscious to do so whenever it was more convenient.  Well, I went to basic training at 18 and in the middle of the night I woke up and just started pissing in the sink.  People were in the bathroom, I'm pretty sure I was asleep until someone came up and grabbed my shoulder and asked what the fuck I was doing.

Meet sinkpisser.


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Anonymous #22

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #8935781 - 09/15/08 08:28 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck Yes I Urinate in the Sink! Sink, shower, street corner, Aim for the Drain baby! Like mentioned before, unless there's a 'if its yellow let it mellow' policy in effect, pissing in the sink saves water. You can give that lil suckers head a quick rinse and get rid of that smegma while your at it ya dirty bastads.


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Anonymous #23

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8936328 - 09/15/08 09:57 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I actually wrote a diagram up on this.  Respect mother nature and pee in the sink.  Uses a lot less water!



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Anonymous #24

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8936924 - 09/15/08 11:38 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

no sink pissing here, and I was about to scold you people for being pigs, but then I remembered that I resorted to pissing in a coffee can in my room for a while because the roomie was always hogging the bathroom.  It worked pretty good, it had a snug fitting lid, but of course I was too lazy to dump it and rinse the can, so eventually it got really rank.


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Anonymous #25

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8937108 - 09/16/08 12:22 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

That's nasty. Stop that.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #8937507 - 09/16/08 03:05 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Not only do I piss in the sink, but sometimes I get angry when I have to get up about 20 times when Im trying to sleep so I just pee in bottles. I have a grapejuice jug with piss in it in the room with me right now. I dump them out and rinse them, I just hate having to walk to the otherside of the house 15 times while Im trying to sleep to piss.


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Anonymous #23

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8937546 - 09/16/08 03:20 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like your going problem might be a growing problem, your prostate that is.


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Anonymous #26

Re: Pissing in the sink [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8941295 - 09/16/08 09:16 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Mirror shows a reverse of what other people see... you are a fucking DUMBASS!!!!! seriously dude if your ugly your ugly!!!


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