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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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It's easier to find sex than TV repair
    #8960960 - 09/20/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

One of the big TVs in my parents house went out and doesn't seem to want to come back on. Since it's one of their birthdays, I figured I'd give fixing it a shot. After doing some research into it, the problem may as well as replacing/resetting the fuse. But if not, I warned, the best thing to do before recycling it might be to get a diagnostic from a TV repair man.
My father said there wasn't a chance in hell that there's a TV repair man in the area. They live in a pretty thriving suburb, and I knew of a local TV repair shop that I used to pass every day on the way to work until about two years ago. Well, knowing that shop was closed, but figuring that there had to be someone in the area cashing in on all these unsavy rich white people and their busted home theaters, I took his challenge to a google search.
I found Alpharetta's listing for services on Yahoo's yellow pages. I searched for a bit under the most popular listings expecting to find TV repair people, and was actually really surprised when I didn't find any. But not as surprised as when I found this.

Top > Other Professional Services > Sex > Escort Services
http://yp.yahoo.com/ypResults.py?stp=y&stx=8120393&city=Alpharetta&state=GA&uzip=30004&msa=0520&slt=34.075199&sln=-84.294167&cs=4

I'm not prude, nor am I unaware of escort services and what they do; just really amazed at how upfront and comfortable Yahoo seems to be with farming this thing out into this category. Surely, a more family friendly search engine might have buried this under "entertainment" or "party supplies" but "sex" is just downright transparent. When I do illicit searches, I usually describe things in such ways as "water pipes," "novelty balloon inflators" and "mycology research supplies," Shit like this makes me want to go ask Jeeves which dealer in my neighborhood has the best weed.

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Re: It's easier to find sex than TV repair [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #8960980 - 09/20/08 10:41 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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TheShroomHermit said:
there had to be someone in the area cashing in on all these unsavy rich white people and their busted home theaters, I took his challenge to a google search.




they just go to Best Buy and purchase another one.

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Re: It's easier to find sex than TV repair [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #8960982 - 09/20/08 10:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:

wow... just wow.


good luck on the hunt for a tv repair man... or a good escort.... or that dealer....


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