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Anonymous #1

The Meaning Of Ranch

#8937231 - 09/16/08 01:01 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

This is a legitimate request for an explanation of all the ranch dressing jokes. WTF?

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Anonymous #2

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8937242 - 09/16/08 01:06 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

I love ranch dressing.

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Anonymous #3

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8937259 - 09/16/08 01:12 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

how could you not?

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Anonymous #2

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8937273 - 09/16/08 01:19 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

Here are some things I like putting Ranch on:

-Pizza (Often in combination with Cholula) (often smashed in between another piece of pizza like a sammich)
-French fries
-Chicken wings/strips/etc
-Hamburgers
-Your mom

Also, can someone please explain to me why so many people find mustard so repulsive? Mustard is good on so many things. God, I just fucking love condiments.

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Anonymous #4

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8937280 - 09/16/08 01:21 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

it's for the Old Ranch Hands to know, Stranger.

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Anonymous #2

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #4]
#8937316 - 09/16/08 01:31 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

:rofl:

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Anonymous #2

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8937319 - 09/16/08 01:32 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

mustard is awesome and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to go choke on a fat mustard covered cock. the end.

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Anonymous #1

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8937413 - 09/16/08 02:21 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

I am an old hand, I guess I missed it. I didn't think anyone would tell me.

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Anonymous #5

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #2]
#8937415 - 09/16/08 02:22 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

Wow, I hate to say this buttfuck Ranch dressing. I think it got popular as a side with wings. I hated it then and now. And what the hell makes it qualify as ranch anyway? It ain't got nothing to do with a ranch or being on a ranch or anything like it. It's like a Ranch house.

No ranch for me, thanks. Pass the Ketchup, cut the mustard and release the cheese. The burger you save might be your own. :yesnod:

:yesnod:

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Anonymous #6

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#8937509 - 09/16/08 03:06 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

I dont see why this is anonymous. You will surely get banned.

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Anonymous #7

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #6]
#8937824 - 09/16/08 06:30 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

I can't imagine Ythan would ban anyone for talking about Ranch.

We all know it is his all-time favorite condiment.

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Anonymous #8

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #7]
#8937919 - 09/16/08 07:23 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

i do believe youre referring to people posting stuff like buttseks to get it to show up on the ebay ads.

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Anonymous #8

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#8937920 - 09/16/08 07:23 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

delicious bacon

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Anonymous #6

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#8938045 - 09/16/08 08:30 AM (18 years, 2 days ago)

toilet paper, lab glass, tacos, perilite, ayahuasca

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Anonymous #9

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #6]
#8938051 - 09/16/08 08:34 AM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

it's for the Old Ranch Hands to know, Stranger.

Anonymous #7 said:

I can't imagine Ythan would ban anyone for talking about Ranch.

We all know it is his all-time favorite condiment.

:ythan:

Story goes Ythan loved on

and used ranch as the lube.

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Anonymous #10

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#8940295 - 09/16/08 06:17 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

mustard is awesome and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to go choke on a fat mustard covered cock. the end.

Fine mustard can suck my balls. That drippy yellow shit fucking sucks. Spicy mustard FTW!!

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Anonymous #11

Re: The Meaning Of Ranch

[Re: Anonymous #10]
#8940603 - 09/16/08 07:10 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

/agree

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