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Anonymous #1

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#8845006 - 08/29/08 12:48 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

what is the weirdest thing that you have push your meat in or pushed into ur meat???? i kno you fucks have some weird fantasy toys! cmon start postin!

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Anonymous #2

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#8845042 - 08/29/08 12:55 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

A koala.

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Anonymous #3

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#8845910 - 08/29/08 05:53 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I think not.

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Anonymous #4

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#8845913 - 08/29/08 05:56 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

a penis

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Anonymous #5

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#8846450 - 08/29/08 11:40 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

a fleshlight. it feels better then just jerking off but you have to clean it afterwards which sucks.

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Anonymous #6

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#8846559 - 08/29/08 12:03 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

the fleshlight is just like having a girlfriend
you still get sick of fucking it after a while and go back to jerking off

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Anonymous #7

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[Re: Anonymous #6]
#8847026 - 08/29/08 01:56 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

hahah^^ so true

i put a small vibrator in my gfs ass while i was fucking her

and her ass gobbled it all up

she was pissed

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Anonymous #8

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#8848029 - 08/29/08 05:13 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #9

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#8889178 - 09/07/08 02:21 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I had a dildo of a great dane's dick... I used it for years, but it is no more now.

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Anonymous #10

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#8889220 - 09/07/08 02:35 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:

Edited by Anonymous (09/19/12 10:14 AM)

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Anonymous #11

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#8889225 - 09/07/08 02:38 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #7 said:

hahah^^ so true

i put a small vibrator in my gfs ass while i was fucking her

and her ass gobbled it all up

she was pissed

ROFLMAO

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Anonymous #12

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#8889560 - 09/07/08 04:28 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

i have one of those fake pussy lookin things. its got a pussy and ass. it lays flat on my bed too. it rocks.

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Anonymous #13

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#8889628 - 09/07/08 05:06 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #12 said:

i have one of those fake pussy lookin things. its got a pussy and ass. it lays flat on my bed too. it rocks.

buy a thailandi girl.

mjshroomer has the details

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Anonymous #5

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#8890698 - 09/07/08 02:25 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #13 said:

Anonymous #12 said:

i have one of those fake pussy lookin things. its got a pussy and ass. it lays flat on my bed too. it rocks.

buy a thailandi girl.

mjshroomer has the details

Sweet I could use one of those, she could make me breakfast in the morning too!

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Anonymous #14

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#8895047 - 09/08/08 09:01 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Lets all PM him about buying Thai girls lol.

I got one of those kits that make a replica of your cock. I thought I'd be funny one day to stick it up my ass.

Yep, I've ALMOST fucked myself hehe

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Anonymous #5

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#8895697 - 09/08/08 12:49 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #14 said:

Lets all PM him about buying Thai girls lol.

I got one of those kits that make a replica of your cock. I thought I'd be funny one day to stick it up my ass.

Yep, I've ALMOST fucked myself hehe

You should, plus you wouldn't be gay if you were fucking yourself with your own dick.

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Anonymous #15

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#8896898 - 09/08/08 05:35 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

a banana in a plastic baggie

it exploded everywhere. my girth was too big.

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Anonymous #16

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#8897214 - 09/08/08 06:38 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

i made a fleshlight with a pringles can once.
instructions...
take a pringles can and line the inside with foam padding or something like that. then put a condom inside the foam and secure the opening around the outside of the pringles can. then tap that shit.

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Anonymous #16

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#8897819 - 09/08/08 08:32 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

yall dudes must be fuckin pringles cans and too busy to reply anymore

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Anonymous #17

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#8902167 - 09/09/08 03:38 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

not a dude, but almost anything without sharp edges that will fit i'd consider putting inside of me if need be i guess. i can't remember anything particularly weird right now except once i had a boyfriend who wanted me to get girl juice on pringles chips and watch me eat a few...strange maybe but i did it. i have a few glass dildos now and since they're always handy and around i don't think about putting anything else inside of me other than fingers or a lovely hard cock.

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