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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
i wonder if there was some witty line i could have said so i wouldnt have had to buy her a beer but still get in her pants :frown:



Heres a beer ma'am... can I fuck you in the ass.

Works every time.

p.s. radioheads sucks

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #16]
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way overrated.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #17]
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This happened to me at a club:

(Dancing ever closer to a hot young lady)

Girl: Hi I'm (whatever her name was)

Me:  Yeah, I'm (whatever my name is)

General bullshit follows

Girl:  Hey, why don't you buy me a shot?

Me:  Um, no.  I think you should be buying me a shot.

Girl:  Why aren't you nice?

Me:  Well, why aren't you hot?

Chick ran from the bar in tears.  And I laughed my ASS OFF.

Fucking Skank.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #18]
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:lolz0rz:

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Last weekend one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen was standing in front of me at Radiohead's set. I shoulda chatted with her, but I was by myself and it's always hard to break the ice like that.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe she wasn't just a beer slut.

Maybe she was a barely-legal-and-not-quite-old-enough-to-drink-yet-but-ever-so-supple-and-tight beer slut.

Epic fail.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I would have said "alright, ill buy you a beer before we make out." in a chill voice. Then if she reacts positivly ( not compleatly shooting me down ) i would go grab that shit give it to her while grabing her waist and pulling her close. Tell her shes "soo cute" then try to suck her toung out of her face. If she wont kiss go somewhere else. You lost 7$ at a concert you prolly paid 80$ to get into.

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