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whats a good response to this
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i was recently at a radiohead concert... i went up to a girl with some bullshit question just to start a conversation... and she asked me to go buy her a beer.  at the time i just wrote her off as a beer slut and left her alone, but now i wonder if there was some witty line i could have said so i wouldnt have had to buy her a beer but still get in her pants :frown:

she was really hot too... reinforcing the beer slut stigma tho

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lol beer is a cheap price for sex

u failed

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #2]
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rookie, that was a beer slut BUT sometimes they fruit to your slut. Should of bought at least one beer.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #3]
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If she's that forward to ask you to buy her a beer just like that, you could use it as a starting point for negotiations.  Ask whats in it for you, then follow up by saying something like, a blowjob would be nice.  She probably won't bite but at least you'll have called her out on her beer sluttiness, and who knows, you might just close the deal right there.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
lol beer is a cheap price for sex

u failed


QFT  -  You lose.

And if you went to the club hoping to find someone you can imagine being in a relationship with and not wanting to kill yourself at the end you're an idiot.  Can you imagine meeting the woman you married while she was on the prowl for a dick at the club?  She just blew a guy in the men's room and you give a fuck.  Next time just buy her a beer.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I would probably have been like....Why don't you buy me a beer?  That is just me though.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
i was recently at a radiohead concert... i went up to a girl with some bullshit question just to start a conversation... and she asked me to go buy her a beer.  at the time i just wrote her off as a beer slut and left her alone, but now i wonder if there was some witty line i could have said so i wouldnt have had to buy her a beer but still get in her pants :frown:

she was really hot too... reinforcing the beer slut stigma tho


Ha... Only a true hoe asks for a drink.  Yeah a witty line might have helped, but whatever, you probably just missed out on being a tool.

Good on you for not scrambling to line up to buy her a nine-dollar beer like the guys who posted above probably would.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ha... for real what kind of loser actually would have bought her a beer...  those things are damn expensive at concerts, and its not like its guaranteed pussy, especially when she is waving a beer slut flag.  i was at a radiohead concert my main concern was the music.  And to reiterate it was a radiohead concert, a place id like to think I could meet some chill women.  The best reply so far is simply "why dont you get me a beer." at least just to see the shock on her face

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You should been like no beer, but would you like to get a pizza and fuck?  What you dont like pizza?

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ask her if she wants a miller ghb
if she says yes
give it to her

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I probably would have bought it and tried to touch her cooter.  If she doesn't let you touch her cooter its a waste of time.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
ask her if she wants a miller ghb
if she says yes
give it to her


you could also use broofie
but make sure you emphasize the brew part and not the roofie part

or you could ask to touch her fake plastic watering cans

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #9]
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i would of said yeah il buy you a beer, you got $7.  Fucking expensive ass concert beer

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #8]
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"i would of said yeah il buy you a beer, you got $7"

best one so far

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you should have said "i'll buy the beer, you buy the rubbers!"

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #2 said:
lol beer is a cheap price for sex

u failed


Yea thats realy cheap sex

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the real fuckin problem here is that you were both at a radiohead concert

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You should have said "Sure, and after I get it for you, let's fuck".

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #13]
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iv seen over 30 bands so far, and radiohead has still been the best show both times i saw them.

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Re: whats a good response to this [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
Good on you for not scrambling to line up to buy her a nine-dollar beer like the guys who posted above probably would.


For real.

If I said that to some dude and he actually bought me a beer, I would never. Ever. Have sex with that person.

Never.

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