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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Lndrydusting]
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I have to admit, when i go shopping, i don't put everything up on the belt to be scanned. They almost never catch it, and when they do i act all freaked out that i forgot it lol. It works at the grocery store on anything. Ive gotten dog food, beer, and alot of other things from doing this.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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I'm not kidding.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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We hardly even look at the cameras and all the employees could really give two shits about people stealing. I've gotten a good deal of food


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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I worked at wal-mart for a few months, I got to leave the store 4 times a day for breaks and leaving. I had some kinda bullshit in my pocket every time I left the store.

But I guess that's just because I knew all the blind spots in the electronics department.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Rustifer]
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Rustifer said:
I worked at wal-mart for a few months, I got to leave the store 4 times a day for breaks and leaving. I had some kinda bullshit in my pocket every time I left the store.

But I guess that's just because I knew all the blind spots in the electronics department.


Truth be told I know all the blind spots too.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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It was a seedless grape.  And I ate it.


Without paying for it.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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i used to slide peppermint extract into my sleeves at grocery stores too.

when your underage, any kind of alcohol is good alcohol, even if it takes a lot of sugar to make it peppermint shnopps.
i think peppermint extract is like 99% ethyl alcohol or something rediculous.
water it down a bit and saturate it with sugar and down it in a few gulps, instant drunk!

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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Senor_Hongos said:
It was a seedless grape.  And I ate it.


Without paying for it.



haha they call it grasing :P


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: CptnGarden]
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lol wut?!?!?!
u got drunk off peppermint extract


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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Fun Fact: One Vanilla Bean is like 16 bucks.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Coaster]
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yeah, its like 96%-99% ethyl alcohol, the equivalent of everclear or stronger. water it a down a little and mix in some sugar and it tastes just like peppermint shnopps, only stronger alcohol content.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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Razor3lade said:
Fun Fact: One Vanilla Bean is like 16 bucks.



Fun Fact #2: Nutmeg will get you off.

I know about grazing.  I ate a seedless grape.

Without paying for it.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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was it a good grape ??


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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No, grapes, like most other fruit, have gone down in quality since the 50's.  I haven't bought a grape in two years.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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Senor_Hongos said:
Razor3lade said:
Fun Fact: One Vanilla Bean is like 16 bucks.



Fun Fact #2: Nutmeg will get you off.

I know about grazing.  I ate a seedless grape.

Without paying for it.



funny i used to steal nutmeg too :smirk:

it was fun for about 3 times, then i got a 3day hangover from hell and now i wont touch the shit.
i wouldnt recommend nutmeg.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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Senor_Hongos said:
No, grapes, like most other fruit, have gone down in quality since the 50's.  I haven't bought a grape in two years.



power to yuh


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Lndrydusting]
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i steal(lose count) top soil from lowes/home depot all the time because they are too lazy and will not help me load it into the truck.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: CptnGarden]
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CptnGarden said:
Senor_Hongos said:
Razor3lade said:
Fun Fact: One Vanilla Bean is like 16 bucks.



Fun Fact #2: Nutmeg will get you off.

I know about grazing.  I ate a seedless grape.

Without paying for it.



funny i used to steal nutmeg too :smirk:

it was fun for about 3 times, then i got a 3day hangover from hell and now i wont touch the shit.
i wouldnt recommend nutmeg.



Nutmeg is good once, and not too much.  Otherwise you'll get a headache like you said. I swear when I put it on my Eggnog I get a little buzz.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Razor3lade]
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In case I forgot to mention it, it was a seedless grape.


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Re: I stole an apple today [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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You should go back and steal a seed from something else.

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